Lady Die

Founder member of The Shadows has died

Are you studying history by any chance?

Maybe she was just an ugly woman ... and the virgin bit would follow on from that!

I think it was penises actually.

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Multiple organ failure is quite an efficient way to die really. I always think it's a shame if someone's heart packs in but they've got perfectly good kidneys & other organs.

Queen Elizabeth I had the "heart and stomach of a king" ... if that helps at all.

According to this Best had two secret daughters. They can't be bringing this up in the hope of getting an inheritance because he didn't have a bean. In fact he even got his hospital treatment free (estimated cost £100,000)

If none of them want the job maybe Windsor could step in?

Prof Williams goes to see George Best:- Prof: "George, I've got good news and bad news." George: "Give me the bad news." Prof: "You have one hour to live." George: "What's the good news?" Prof: "It's Happy Hour !"

I would join in (to add a female viewpoint) ... except I haven't the faintest idea what any of you are talking about!!

Wilson 'Lit' Waters has died - Grammy winning gospel singer Edit - OOps ... already mentioned above!

Damn ... I should've included the answer "No, except for Gary Glitter"

Pissed or giving Woss a blowjob?

Like mother, like son. She died of alcoholism too.

Here's the link Almost exactly 24 hours since he was given 24 hours to live.

Stupid bloody name too.

That's the power of positive thinking.

Why?

Waiting for George to die reminds me of the week we were waiting for JP2 to pope his clogs.

In that case shouldn't Myra be "Myr4"?

Ma><ine (or Ma><ine) Carr isn't in the same league as Myra Hindley - after all she didn't actually kill anyone. My own personal "most hated" list is: Dubya Bliar that's it Edit: that's spooky - I typed "x" but it came out as "><". What's going on?

I guessed 8:30pm yesterday ... I'd like to change that to 11:30am today. Re organ donation: UK Transplant said: "Generally there are only two illnesses, HIV and CJD, which prevent a person being considered as a donor. There's no automatic reason why a transplanted organ can't be transplanted again."

Some of his worst records, sold to 12 year olds, would also come into that category. I think I may have bought one of his records when I was 12.....

Happy Birthday! I hope you all remembered to send him a card.