Lady Die

I think you mean to put a comma after 'beautiful'? Otherwise you sound like a hippy!

Damn! My cover is blown. Alan & I have actually been married for 10 years.

And you are member 644!

The 1000th member should certainly get something.

Mr Josco, have you ever considered a career as a mediator?

Love the addition to your hat! Still no "W"?

...in the library with the lead piping.

Maybe one of the guest ranters?

I am far superior in written English. And Natwest is a crap bank.

if it bothers you so much why breply? guess u don't have a life at all by the look of it! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why don't you just crawl back under your stone & do us all a favour.

Well done Football fan now we need you to make 2 more posts to make you the first ever non-moderator post twunt. Ditto - well done ff. I hope to be the second non-moderator post-twunt.

No, please stay. That was really funny.

Can't be arsed.....

It's some kind of blackmail strategy until he gets his name capitalised. (w to W) Is it worth never changing his w? See who cracks first - pink-hatted ex-Royal fora member, or the great DL admin committee? I know who my money's on.

Maybe he's only pretending to be dead....

It's some kind of blackmail strategy until he gets his name capitalised. (w to W)

This thread is really bothering me now. I can't quite figure out if Mr Schizo really is a fan of Richard O'Sullivan (which would be really sad) or if he's taking all this time & effort just to wind us up (even sadder & a waste of a life).

Congrats on reaching 600!!

If you have a large green ball in one hand and a large green ball in the other hand, what do you have? Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant.

Join the Church of Hate

I feel a punch-up coming on. I'll hold your coats if you like.

Can we gatecrash?

Wow! Just how many Richard O'Sullivan fans are there?

I shall consider changing it when I get my capital 'W' in my name. (Does this make me a terrorist now? ) Definitely.

Ghastly thought.