Lady Die

You must have gone to a posh school! When I was at school we coudln't even afford a rusty old banger. I agree with the sentiments about personalised plates. I really couldn't care less if the bloke in front of me is called 4RSE or whatever.

Perhaps they could try and buy the cat for Brinsworth House Excellent idea. I'm sure it would like to sit on Dickie O's lap.

This cat can predict death. Could be a useful recruit for the DL committee.

Shambo, the sacred bull, is due to be slaughtered today. Maybe God will step in & save him.

Is the video on Youtube yet?

I'm back!! Tammy Faye died while I was gone.

The swines , tell me where you work and we'll get all the mods together and sort them out. It's OK thanks. I'm working on a plot to poison them .... maybe add a little something to the Cornish fudge I'll be bringing back. We were in Cornwall last week - if you go to Lizard Point there is a brilliant little cafe attached to a gift shop on your left as you get there - the most amazing puddings and homemade cakes I have ever seen in my fat life. I heartily recommend it. Thanks for the hint! I'm a fan of puds & cakes too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/i...als/4605289.stm Not the first time this sort of thing has happened. Maybe worth considering a Colombian footballer as an outside shot(!!) for next year's list?

The swines , tell me where you work and we'll get all the mods together and sort them out. It's OK thanks. I'm working on a plot to poison them .... maybe add a little something to the Cornish fudge I'll be bringing back.

Off to Cornwall next week Probably won't be missed by DL though I haven't posted much recently - the bastards bosses have been making me do something called "work".

He might not pass the famousness test.

Have you been peering through my windows? No, looking in the mirror My clothes seem to shrink while they're in the wardrobe.

Fat people whose clothes are too small.

I voted alive ... I saw him on the telly I think he'll be freed eventually. If his kidnappers were going to kill him I reckon they'd have done it by now. BTW where can I get one of those belts with explosives attached? I have a few work colleagues who need something like that.

Write your own obituary (just like Bernard Manning)

He wrote his own obituary, published in the Daily Mail.

You certainly did, but you posted it in the 'dead thread' A mere technicality

Just for the record, I posted his death first

Bernard Manning has died

That is the sort of behaviour that led to a female only forum. Thats right, you are so much of a creepy bastard that our female members have a forum in which the can chat away from you. I see you have learned much from your old pal Tempus who has also tracked down my address. I daresay you have that too. I suppose my message to you would be fire away. Make the phonecall. I don't exactly know what you wish to achieve from this phonecall. Looks like I have myself a little stalker. Weirdo. Children, behave!!!! I used to be a teacher so just imagine that said in my strictest teacher voice.

I hate cold wet Monday mornings.

Bloody hell. He's only 67 ... he looks at least 10 years older. I agree, I was quite surprised at his age too. I hope he doesn't peg it though, I quite like old Jim. Me too. What will Dot do without him? It'll be the finish of her.

Bloody hell. He's only 67 ... he looks at least 10 years older. That was me ... forgot to log in. BTW the legend is correct .. I don't have a girlfriend .... in fact I'm not even of that persuasion.

Or at the same time if it's a plane crash! indeed

I think God would have an unfair advantage in a deadpool. BTW I voted for Billy Graham - people often die soon after their spouse.