Lady Die

Was he live on Radio 1? Maybe it was a recording.

Take up sculpture

Just so long as you don't get the DL ladies knocked up.. I quite like the idea of a Deathlist baby. (But I'm not volunteering to have it). Its name could be a combination of its parents' names - e.g. Anubis the Grendel. (Just a random example)

I would just love to see his acctual trial telivised not reacted as in Michael Jacksons. I'm sure if he does get executed many of his people would enjoy to view it since many of them hold a great disliking to the former dictator. Just as a suggestion i thought perhaps the USA should try something new. I thought hanging Saddam in yankee stadium might be a very catchy idea but life in jail is a much more slow and painful punishment. It says: Whether Saddam Hussein faces the death penalty if convicted "will be decided at the last minute," Great idea.

I have a new identity .... in case anyone hadn't guessed from the wit & quality of my posts .... I am the poster formerly known as janeo.

How refreshing it is when someone has a humanist funeral. I'm hoping to have one myself sometime (after I'm dead I hope).

Definitely not looking well

I guess so, however if they do reappear we can celebrate a "Resurrection” Yippee. That means we get to eat hot cross buns & chocolate eggs.

"Holiday"? Hmmmm.

Will there be a fixed period of absence after which a member is declared legally dead?

Saddam's trial will be televised. What fun.

Funeral today but paedo son didn't show up

The picture on the front looks like you.

But religionists stop at the first "where did the designer come from?" and say it's a mystery that we can't possiby comprehend.

Translate things

Yes, Yes, Yes and finally YES. This missing apostrophe has been annoying me for quite some time. Ye's

I knew you were going to say that. If you're so clever at predictions maybe you can predict some deaths too?

Change sex

Please could I be changed to Lady Die ... thanks

Here we go again. Blah blah premonition blah blah death imminent blah blah. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bloody hell, this F*ckwit is worth £60m

Not sure, I'll have to ask nanny if that's one of mine. I tend to avoid the little blighters as much as possible. He certainly looks like you in his little green outfit.

Don't forget The Queen and Mr Bliar. Wow! This just gets better & better. And Mark Thatcher too!

Does that mean there's a vacancy for a Moderator? Where should I send my CV?

I wouldn't want Sharon to die (in fact I quite like her) but she certainly needs her brain examined. First she married Ozzy .... and now she's chosen Chico for the finals of X-factor. Not the actions of a sane woman.