Lady Die

It does look clever but it's a bit pricey ($189) YIPPEEEEEEE THAT's MY 800TH POST!!!!

I'll either be dead by then or I won't care (or both)

I thought this man had been cooked when I saw the headline.

Kent, Liverpool, Lancashire, Surrey, Gibraltar, Surrey zzzzzzzzzz

Can I have William Gates III ? regards, Hein And Mark Thatcher

I can only think of "Space Virgins from the Planet Sex" ... but they're not a rock band. Wasn't there a rock band called "Bad News"?

My role model is Which Tyler - the man who led the Pedants' Revolt

I tend to agree with you. Ditto children with a "food intolerance" are often spoilt brats who've been allowed to have their own way in deciding what they eat. (Wait for the backlash from parents whose kids really do have these conditions!)

Digressing slightly (but worth it I think because this is funny), my nephew is in a disabled kids soccer team. A kid with Tourette's got sent of for swearing. Then the goalie who had ADHD had to change position because he couldn't concentrate on the game and he was replaced by a kid with one arm.

What is the difference? One is a person who hunts Nazis, the other is a Nazi who hunts.

I must be really dim. I don't get this. It had me perplexed for about 20 years. Does that mean you won't explain it to me?

A burglar enters a home and is greeted by "Jesus is watching!" He shines his flashlight around and finds no one. He takes another step to hear "Jesus is watching you." This time he shines the light to discover a parrot. He asks, "Was that you talking?" The parrot answers "Yes." The burglar asks, "What is your name?" The parrot replies, "Clarence." The burglar asks, "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot replies, "The same idiot that named the Doberman Jesus."

On that subject Mr Beatle, Simon Wiesenthal was a Nazi-hunter not a Nazi hunter

But, like middle age, it will soon creep up on you.

Correction: You're a Post-Twunt. I think you'd better go and have a stiff drink & a lie-down.

Not anytime soon. I don't have the equipment for manufacturing munitions and I suppose that Dutch law has something to say about that too. May I recommend these fine people? regards, Hein Thanks. I like the one on a neck chain.

I'm chicken. I've been a pre-twunt all ny DL life and as a conservative (small c) I resist change to a twunt (small t) I think you should just go for it. It probably won't be as bad as you think.

May I suggest ... "Jimmy's NOT Young?" I quite fancy : Max IS Schmeling How about Michael ONE Foot IN THE GRAVE

That would make a great DL souvenir. When can you start putting them into production?

I actually meant George ... but maybe add DWB to the list as well!!

OK. You can put me on the list if you want (I am actually a very famous person).

I was wondering if he might be a candidate for 2006/2007 on the basis of his risky lifestyle.

Was I supposed to have scored? Poor probably... Am going again next Wednesday if collar bone healed. Would like to eventually aim sights a little higher than clays. New boyfriend must be showing some promise then? Kind of. Having fun, smiling a lot etc. Can't be bad for the moment! Glad you didn't have to shoot him.

I must be really dim. I don't get this.

Was I supposed to have scored? Poor probably... Am going again next Wednesday if collar bone healed. Would like to eventually aim sights a little higher than clays. New boyfriend must be showing some promise then?