Lady Die

So when does one become a twunt?

May I suggest Franklin Mint to manufacture the commemorative merchandise. As you can see, they do some very tasteful items.

Mr J, why do you keep posting as a guest? Don't you want to be a Post-Twunt?

Cowboy boots??

Whenever there's a hurricane/earthquake/tsunami in some far flung place I always think of this..... Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead. (Claud Cockburn, winning entry for a dullest headline competition at the Times)

Mr Josco - congrats on your 1000th post. I trust you will be opening a bottle of champers later?

I chose mine because it's what I get called at work - Jane (my name) with "o" added. Can't remember why.....

....they'll go away? If only.

She's put on weight then.

I think deathlist should send her a card with all our best wishes.

Of his face or the other end?

I'd like Jack to have survived, and within three weeks be farting in bed, leaving the toilet seat up, and not making Rose feel all magical and special any more. Then she would realise that she didn't like living with a scruffy layabout, and go back to America with the money. What's happened in your life to make you so cynical?

If you go along a couple of pages in that fine site, there's another story about a different sort of dick. And if you go on a couple more pages from that.... That is a superb website.

And this is truly a match made in heaven

Maybe we need a new thread here - "Alternative Endings to Titanic". These Titanic films are all the bloody same - the ship always sinks. I'd love to see a version where the captain decides to steer a course a bit further south to avoid the iceberg field. Then they would all arrive safely in America & live happily ever after.

Damn you! You've got me sacked for falling asleep at my desk.

I once knew a Richard Head .... and a John Thomas. And Emma Royds. Honestly!!!

Did anyone else notice that Rose's eyes changed colour in the film? Kate Winslet has brown eyes but the woman playing the old Rose had blue eyes. Maybe a side-effect of swooshing around in all that freezing water in the North Atlantic?

I'm getting deja vu here. There's a great forum here where such jokes are to be found ! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I'm getting deja vu here.

Slightly late post on this one. Olive Osmond (their Mum) died in May. She & her husband had 9 children, 55 grandchildren & 22 great-grandchildren. I don't think anyone needs to worry about falling birthrates.They've done a pretty good job of perpetuating the human race single-handedly.

I wanna kiss you.

Have you ever thought of going into the movie business? You seem to have a natural flair.

Bloody hell. It's Cyril Fletcher.