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  1. Posted

    From : manyindocharles@inmail24.com

     

    FREDERICK NZEH WILLIAMS

    OFFICE ADDRESS: 23 BROAD STREET

    VICTORIA ISLAND. LAGOS NIGERIA

     

    Sir,

     

    Greetings to you, with warm heart I offer my friendship, and greetings, and I hope this message meets you in good time. However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have not met personally or had any dealings in the past, I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and the immense benefit it will be to You. After careful consideration, I resolved to contact you assistance in this manner. I duly apologize for your most needed infringing on your privacy, if this contact is not I am acceptable to you, as I make this proposal to you as a person of integrity.

     

    I am Barrister Frederick Nzeh Williams; I have a client who bears the Same last name with you and a nationality of your Country who used to work With Chevron Oil Company in Nigeria on the 22nd of May 2005, my Client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car Accident along Lagos Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle Unfortunately lost their lives.

     

    Since then I have made several enquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my late client before they got confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance House where these huge deposits were Lodged.

    Particularly, the Finance House where the deceased had a consignment valued about Sixty Million United State dollars ($60,000,000.00) . They have issued me a notice to provide the next-of- kin or have the consignment confiscated within the next ten official working days.

     

    Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two year

    (2) Years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this consignment/funds valued about Sixty Million ($60,000,000.00) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money, 50% to me and 50% for you. I will work out all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up this claim , all I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

     

    Please get in touch with me by my secured and confidential email address immediately you acknowledge the good receipt of this message, do not forget to send me your direct telephone number, so that I can put a call to you for an extensive discussion on this transaction.

     

    Pls feel free to email at ( fwilliamschambers1@inMail24.com )

     

    Anticipating your prompt response.

     

    Yours Sincerely,

     

    Barr Frederick Nzeh williams

     

    $30,000,000 for me!!!

  3. Posted

    From : scsfmof1@8u8.com

     

    ATTENTION SIR/MADAM,

     

    THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT FILE THIS MORNING AND WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN COMMUNICATING AND DEALING WITH SOME IMPOSTERS WHO HAS CLAIMED TO BE OFFICIALS OF THE CENTRAL BANK HENCE THEY HAVE BEEN ASKING YOU TO PAY SOME CERTAIN FEES FOR SIGNING OF THE PAPER WORKS WHICH IS NOT TRUE .

     

    WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT NOW . YOUR PAYMENT FILE IS RIGHT HERE WITH US AND WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR A.T.M. SWIFT CARD MODE OF PAYMENT , THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM HIS EXCELLENCY PRESIDENT UMARU MUSA YARADUA (GCFR) PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.

     

    WE HAVE CONCLUDED EVERY ARRANGEMENT TO SEND THE THE A.T.M. SWIFT CARD TO YOUR ADDRESS UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY TO THIS MAIL TODAY OR TOMORROW SO THAT YOU CAN USE IT TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN AMERICA AND OTHER PART OF THE WORLD . NOTE THAT YOU CAN ONLY WITHDRAW TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY FROM THE CARD .

     

    YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO GET BACK TO ME UPON THE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL WHILE WE STILL ADVISE YOU TO STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANYBODY HENCEFORTH WHO CLAIM TO BE ANY OFFICIAL OF BOTH THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

     

    THE ATM CARD MODE OF PAYMENT HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT ($2,300,00000) AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009 . I REPEAT THAT YOU HAVE TO STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM CARD NOW.

     

    WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING US BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS .

     

    YOUR'S SINCERELY ,

     

    DANJUMA JUBRIL MARTIN

    FOREIGN DEBT SETTLEMENT COMMITTEE

    A.T.M. CARD PAYMENT UNIT.

     

    EH!

  4. Posted

    Euro Telecom Promotions Inc. / Yahoo Microsoft

     

    POWER BALL WINNER!!!

    DEAR WINNER,

     

    [REF Nº: UK-BT / 172 / 09 /2009]

    [bATCH Nº: F.P.S./BT/147]

     

    The management of the Euro Telecom Promotions Inc. in collaboration with Yahoo/Microsoft wishes to congratulate you as one of the winners of “lucky 100” Thunder-Ball quarterly grand promo draw, for the 1st quarter of year 2009. This in effect is to notify you that this email address was randomly selected and entered into our free Third Category draws held today the 15th May, 2009.You have subsequently emerged a winner and therefore entitled to a substantial amount of £372,000.00 (Three hundred & Seventy Two thousand) British Pounds sterling.

     

    Please note your winning details as follows:

     

    REF: BT/ 17209/2009

    BATCH: FPS / BT/147

    SERIAL NO: 2 - 7- 2 0 - 5

    "POWER-BALLS" 11-17- 18- 25- 30- 37- 44 Bonus 21

     

    To begin your claim, kindly confirm receipt of this email, by forwarding this message to our Regional Claims department with the following questionnaire either by fax or email on the address given below or you may contact the regional claims officer directly via telephone for a quicker processing of your prize claim:

     

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    (Regional Claims Manager)

     

    Tel: + 44 709 284 9402

     

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    MRS. EDITH ALLEN-McPherson

    (Power-Ball Promotions co-coordinator)

    Euro Telecom Promo Inc., UK HQTS.

     

     

    The EBT online promotional award is sponsored by Euro Telecom Group PLC in conjunction with a consortium of software promotion companies. The program is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

     

    Copyright? © 1994-2009 The BT online Promotion Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service -Guideline.

     

     

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    Lucky Me, but I didn't enter anything

  6. Posted

    From : e-bankingalert@alliance-leicester.co.uk

     

    Dear Valued Customer,

    We recently reviewed your account, and we are suspecting that your Internet Banking account may have been accessed from an unauthorized computer.

    This may be due to changes in your IP addresss or location. Protecting the security of your account and of the Alliance-Leicester Bank networks is our primary concern.

    We are asking you to immediately login and report any unauthorized withdrawals, and check your account profile to make sure that no changes has been made.

    Please click on the following link to verify your account activity.

    Restore Your Account Access.

    Your security is our priority . . .

    Alliance-Leicester

     

    I got very suspicious as I don't have an Alliance-Leicester account. :rolleyes:

  8. Posted

    I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

    Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL :rolleyes: Dohhhhh!

    For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

    Bye for now ! xxx.

     

    Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

     

    Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called “Microsoft Word” that checks your spelling.

     

    Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

     

    Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services. :pop:

    Dear Saint Peter,

     

    have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs?

    No?

    Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling.

    If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free.

    But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend.

     

    Dear Notapotato,

     

    Thanks. I now feel cheated by one Mr Bill Gates. :pop:

     

    Actually we all probably do ...

  10. Posted

    I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

    Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL <_< Dohhhhh!

    For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

    Bye for now ! xxx.

     

    Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

     

    Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called “Microsoft Word” that checks your spelling.

     

    Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

     

    Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services. :pop:

  12. Posted

    I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back.

     

    Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. :rolleyes:

  16. Posted

    I'll bet Prince Philip is looking forward to the state visit too. A new DL competition perhaps? What will Prince Philip say to offend Obama?

     

    Were you one of the Fuzzy Wuzzies in the film "Zulu" ?

     

    I would like to see what the release from Buck House was explaining his cheeky gaff !!!

  17. Posted

    According to the BEEB News his big impact on day one hardly lived to it's hype.

     

    Some of the spin doctors will need to get some Brasso out to shine the tarnish.

     

    There was a great quote "This the second thing he has ever headed up, the first was his presidential campaign". So he has the perfect CV with not even had run a 2 pence raffle before. Unless he carries out some serious hard hitting policies the US is going to slide into a financial and foriegn policy melt down. I won't hold my breath. :pop:

  18. Posted

    I reckon Billy Bob and Cleatus are sharpening thier skills at the moment.

     

    So lets take a straw poll on how many month's Mr Obama gets in office.

     

    Another pool could be "How many days before our chums in the states realise he will not make a blind bit of difference and the feel good factor dissappears"

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  20. Posted

    More treatment - but she thinks it's working!

     

    DWB :blink:

     

    The telling words are the fact it has spread. Once the Big C has moved from it's primary site, usually means means the final curtain is not long behind. However Lance Armstrong somehow managed to pull himself back from the brink with secondary cancers.

     

    Maybe Jade will be one of the "Lucky" ones. She has had pretty good luck so far; being a talentless, bigoted, thick and ugly twat!! I've seen quite a few twats and very few are ugly :referee:

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