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  1. Posted

    A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

     

    Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding and with Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

     

    He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

     

    Sounds as though he could have been an entry in the "Darwin Awards"!!!

  5. Posted

    I've added quote marks to the subtitle of this thread. There's so little evidence that he actually planted or even knew about the bomb, and most of that has been discredited. See Paul Foot's long-ruuning campaign in Private Eye. The real Lockerbie bomber is either dead or living it up in Syria.

     

    Cheers, thanks for pointing it out.

     

    I don't some drive by Ranters lobbing one in !!! :)

  12. Posted

    I'm sure the wording has changed since I voted. However if the comma is moved, BS has a chance.

     

    No don't, keep the cretin. [ 27 ] [56.25%]

     

    The forces of good are just making sure that you vote the right way. B)

     

    Democracy is overrated - you only need to take a look at the current state of Britain to see that. People are keen to protect their rights, but seem less willing to stick by their responsibilities. I watched the schools question time last night and was sickened by it. At one point someone got a cheer for suggesting that Iran was entitled to nuclear weapons as Iran is a democracy. I was bloody livid. Is anybody else getting a bit bored of the whole anti-war thing whereby anything anti-war is greeted by enthusiastic responses from crowds? Bloody kids.

     

    Anyway...yes...they are just making sure you vote the right way...

     

    I also saw the same program. What a bunch tw*ts kids are these days. I wonder if they would be show chipper if it was them paying extortionate tax to sustain the hair brained "Do Good" ideas. They probably think Hitler could have been stopped by throwing a couple of pansies at them :huh:. OOps, sorry nearly anti gay there... I mean roses. 'kinell, you have to be careful what say now. I think I got away with it..

  13. Posted

    I see BS loses either way...

     

    Look at wording in the poll now. :)

     

    Yes, throw the twat out. [ 21 ] [43.75%]

    No, don't keep the cretin. [ 27 ] [56.25%]

     

    This poll is more rigged than a Presidential election in Zimbabwe. BS it looks like a conspiracy.

     

    Yer doomed for the virtual gallows ;)

     

    The same thing had occured to me. But BS didn't dispute the wording.

     

    I'm sure the wording has changed since I voted. However if the comma is moved, BS has a chance.

     

    No don't, keep the cretin. [ 27 ] [56.25%]

  14. Posted

    I see BS loses either way...

     

    Look at wording in the poll now. :)

     

    Yes, throw the twat out. [ 21 ] [43.75%]

    No, don't keep the cretin. [ 27 ] [56.25%]

     

    This poll is more rigged than a Presidential election in Zimbabwe. BS it looks like a conspiracy.

     

    Yer doomed for the virtual gallows :angry:

  16. Posted

    got a new car stereo,voice activated,i shout country

    it plays dolly parton,i shout rock it plays guns n roses

    i was driving the other day and two little sh*ts ran

    out in front of me,i shouted f*cking kids, it played gary glitter.

     

    :P:angry:

  18. Posted

    Is Bill a little "Moby Dick" or is nobody available to suck Dick!!!

     

    Maybe the ticket sales didn't go well!!!

     

    Who the f*ck is paying £95 to see the old man who put gentleman's relish on womans dresses. On another thought, Hustler.

  19. Posted

    Just got 2000 litres of Kerosene fuel Oil.

     

    61.38p/litre.

     

    £1,288.00 total.

     

    Damn near killed me! :)

     

    Since it didn't, the f*cking extra work I will have to do to pay it will! :ghost:

     

    P.S. A tank of 0.75 Kerosene + 0.25 Normal deisel, works very well in a deisel fuelled vehicle :rolleyes: You do the math as the Septics/Shermans say!!!

  22. Posted

    His Sister is now fearing for his life apperently.

     

    However he will last a while, if he stays inside with the other looney tunes.

     

    Let's watch to see how long he stays inside, the tide will turn when he's out and about.

  25. Posted

    I'm going for good old Ronnie Biggs.

     

    Just because it seems to be the lower numbers are getting hit the hardest.

     

    However Ronnie is a testement to how good the NHS is. Funny how he didn't fancy the free health service offered by the Brazilians, he would have been long gone otherwise.

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