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No, Rooney's the complete cunt, not you.

I got 36, I missed Rabin, Versace and Keller but I must have entered Malcolm X wrong because I didn't get that either

From The Independent:

My 12 (in alphabetical order): Douglas Adams; Muhammed Ali; Brigitte Bardot; George Best; Victor Borge; Bernard Cribbins; Spike Milligan; Jose Mourinho; Mo Mowlam; 'Nosher' Powell; Paul Smith (former Warwickshire cricketer); Norman Wisdom.

I rediscovered these classics from my childhood a few weeks ago:

I look forward to Bannatyne sueing Harry & Paul for calling him Duncan Genocide.

Tie me Kangaroo Down - sport?

On the one hand, having dead people there will cut down on expenses quite a bit, but on the other, it won't do much for the ambience.

Jilloch, one of the PG Tips chimps, has died at Twycross zoo, aged 34.

Oops! It all went tits-up. Anyway, nice to meet those who I met. Till next time....

Maggie T.

Grammy-winning lead singer of Chairman of the Board, General Johnson has died aged 67, cause unknown. Their best-known hit was

Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!! You would most likely taste like barbequed beef - MMmm, yummy. I'd better make damn sure to steer well clear of you HCW - otherwise I'm pretty sure I'll come a cropper on a barbeque! Oops! What I meant to say was I would most likely taste like barbequed beef. I just copied and pasted my result. Apparently I would taste like barbecued chicken. Is that good or bad? Whats a par score here? I recommend the 'Are you addicted to bacon' quiz. I'm 46% addicted. 53% addicted in my case. I've also discovered that, if trapped in my freezer, I would survive for eight hours. I'd last 12 hours.

Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!! You would most likely taste like barbequed beef - MMmm, yummy. I'd better make damn sure to steer well clear of you HCW - otherwise I'm pretty sure I'll come a cropper on a barbeque! Oops! What I meant to say was I would most likely taste like barbequed beef. I just copied and pasted my result. Apparently I would taste like barbecued chicken. Is that good or bad? Whats a par score here? I recommend the 'Are you addicted to bacon' quiz. I'm 46% addicted.

I haven't read it, just looked through it...

I have a PC-TV tuner, which records TV and radio in MP4/MP3 format (Itunes-compliant). They're not that expensive. Maplins sell one for £29.99 - link here. Fuck me, he posted that in May. What about my effing query? Have just spent $5 (five bloody dollars - that's £3.63 in real money) on 20 mb more storage and the emails still won't go out. Meanwhile I have a neighbour pissing me off in emails, somebody else wanting to confirm a meeting and a zillion other(well one) emails to deal with. While I'm sympathetic to the telly watching needs of Mr and Mrs MPFC this email thing is serious. It's like missing a (virtual) limb. I'd expect a reply around March then...

TV news is offering non-stop coverage of the rescue from Chile. Its not on any of the major channels... just one or two miner ones. Taxi?

Former Hollywood screenwriter William W. 'Bill' Norton, writer of several Burt Reynolds films including Sam Whiskey and Gator, died aged 85 on October 2. He retired from screenwriting to run guns for the IRA, for which he received a 4 year prison sentence.

Christine Keeler's ex-lover, Johnny Edgecombe has died aged 77. He went to visit her, she wouldn't let him in, he fired 6 shots at the door, the police got involved, the rest you know.

Georges Charpak, 1992 Physics Laureate has died aged 86. He was also a survivor of Dachau, having been captured in 1944, working for the French resistance.

In hospital in Cleveland after falling ill en-route.

Enjoy Little Skaro. Episode 1 is bottom right.

Good point re the coverage Spade. But some of this is hard to call. A few of us around here have been disappointed by picking people who's health - mental or physical - is very suspect and covered by the media, only to seem them ignored when they go. I have a hunch Claire Blair WILL get coverage. I think suicidal reality television stars are probably more likely to get a flleeting mention than some of the terminally ill 'ordinary' people whose brave battles make tabloid stories. "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" (US Version) participant Joe Cerniglia has been found drowned in the Hudson; suicide suspected. *At least from the Daily Mail