time

Yes, as a long-standing member of team 'goodnight from me, etc', Ron has become increasingly bullet-proof over the years. He'll probably outlive his daughters, Such is life.

Once Upon a Time in London (Netflix). 100% Shit. I've seen better school plays.

Voted Poitier, I reckon the lama knows something.

Al Alvarez Guardian obit

Jessica Jaymes, Hustler model & porn star found dead (reportedly heart attack) yesterday

Maybe Alan Lake himself (see PHBB's post above), who killed himself in Jason's bedroom shortly after Dors had died? If not, I haven't a clue.

Jason Lake, son of Diana Dors & Alan Lake reported dead shortly after his 50th birthday.

Deddie Money

Jeff Fenholt, Broadway's original Jesus Christ, Superstar has died aged 68. Check back in three days for an update.

I hereby claim the first post of the forthcoming festive season with this story from our local newspaper rag Never Too Early

Then what will people read in the doctor's waiting room?

I know a family with father & son both named Raymond - father is sadly deceased (no qualifying obit) and son is just approaching 50. If I ever call son 'Raymond' he tells me he's 'Ray' - 'Raymond' was his dad (His mother still calls him Raymond though).

Any excuse for this

What about Private Pike. His name should also go on the list.

Don't forget Lady G favourite, Fish.