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Is it NAP's birthday? Happy Birthday NAP.

Throw a sicky. (Or the British equivalent) Maggie Thatcher or Joe Stalin?

Deathlist. BBC News 24 or Sky News?

This was supposed to be semi-serious!! You simply cannot compare FM with PR. So a new question... cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol of course... no-one ever had a serious discussion over a Marlboro! 20-20 or Test cricket?

20th. Better the devil you know. Cheese & Onion or Salt & Vinegar?

Is there a thread for famous folks offspring or did I just imagine it? Anyway, the late Dana Plato's son has killed himself.

Oxo, far more versatile. Blue Peter or Magpie?

Congratulations to Gus Poyet and his team at Withdean for making a difficult task look easy. Onwards and upwards.

Who?

Marmite. Carlisle in the JPT final. Squid beak or camel toe? Camel toe. Spit or swallow? I'll go swallow, but generally I'm not that fussed. John Terry or Rio Ferdinand?

If all else fails, I can advertise Maxwell House... Cameron, you're a w***er.

Montreal is more 'almost French'.

I went and voted on my way to work this morning and found that of the three major parties, one of the candidates doesn't even live in the constituency, one is so shy she didn't give an address but is apparently being chased by a housing association for rent owed, whilst the other looks a lot like a Harry Enfield character (Tory boy crossed with Tim Nice-but-dim anyone?). The other three candidates consisted of the Green Party and UKIP, neither of whom figured on my radar owing to a total lack of communication, whilst the final one keeps being mistaken for Peter Stringfellow. Sadly, there was no Monster Raving Loony Party candidate.

Are you forgetting one Mark Oaten? It's my understanding, and I have this on good authority, that at no stage did he remove his vest or underpants. In that case, may I refer the honourable gentleman to one Baron Ashdown of Norton-sub-Hamdon, popularly known as Paddy; not for nothing was he dubbed Paddy Pantsdown. Besides which, as some Mormon sects embrace polygamy, and if reports are to be belived, child marriages, I wouldn't be so quick to associate LibDems with Mormons.

Are you forgetting one Mark Oaten?

Baseball announcer Ernie Harwell strikes out at 92. Plenty of DDP teams have selected him, just a question of the British obit!