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I wish. Though I do expect Harvey to make it in eventually. He's got about a thousand internet obituaries. There's got to be something British pop up somewhere.

So. Does that do the trick? ..or no ...

Dammit. Looks like Im in the wrong forum...

Dutch footballer/coach Theo Bos is dead at 47. Also my joker. Hoping for the obit! Cause if he doesnt get it, Im pretty much screwed for the year with you all bringing some serious game. But its still pretty early and Im still confident.

68 year-old CEO of Tabasco, Paul McIlhenny is dead of a heart attack.

No one seems to have mentioned this yet.. Pep Simek, founder of Tombstone Pizza has died at 86. excerpt from obit.... ".....The resulting pizzas were a hit, and within three years Tombstone Pizza was available in the Medford area, selling 2,000 pizzas a day and known for the tagline, "What do you want on your Tombstone?"" RIP

Noooooo! Dont say that. :( Joanie's not going anywhere.

Kalashnikov stuck out to me.

Please, there really is no need to combust on my account. Try to remain calm at all times. I read that ZZ wasn't doing too well last September, so I thought I'd give him a run out in my team. I'm a bit worried about his obit chances though. You were saying? AHHHHH Good one Dev. Well... January kills me once again. Though its feb now...

...pic requests? I found a funny one of Scary Spice http://img20.exs.cx/img20/4458/melbopenmouth.jpg Although you'd have to cut that above one. Here's a more fitting one.. http://media.onsugar.com/files/users/4/47364/29_2007/16_0.jpg Unless you have a better one in mind. Aneesa Ferreira.. http://images.buddytv.com/articles/image/real-world-11-chicago/aneesa.jpg Dexter Scott King.. http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/5d1fcfef827bdf06202e343e5a56f75f/l.jpg Cicely Tyson.. http://afamvisualstudios.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/images-3.jpeg LeGarrette Blount.. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/LeGarrette_Blount_2009-09.03.jpg/200px-LeGarrette_Blount_2009-09.03.jpg

From WAVE 3 Louisville... "One of Muhammad Ali's daughters is addressing rumors that Ali is near death. May May Ali says her father is fine and watching the Super Bowl (or he was until the lights went out). In fact, the Ali family released this photo of The Greatest watching the game in his Ravens gear."

Please, there really is no need to combust on my account. Try to remain calm at all times. I read that ZZ wasn't doing too well last September, so I thought I'd give him a run out in my team. I'm a bit worried about his obit chances though. ...I guess we read different articles... I still think he would pull the obit. and ps. SchindlerHaughton... last time I checked Ethan seems to be doing fine. Unless he's just lying. Which I dont really think he'd do though.

Also relevant in reality tv, Ron was a cast member of the second season of the Surreal Life where he became unlikely friends with his now deceased castmate Tammy Faye Messner.

MSNBC Fakes Video of Sandy Hook Dad Being Heckled by "gun nuts". http://www.examiner.com/article/msnbc-caught-faking-video-of-sandy-hook-father-being-heckled

Author Joe McGinniss has terminal prostate cancer. His works include 'The Selling of the President 1968', 'Fatal Vision', and most recently 'The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin'.

I will explode if Zhuang Zedong dies... Now that he's off my team and a unique for DDT. I dropped him because I read that his treatment was going very well.

Top Model and Celebrity Rehab star Lisa D'Amato recovering from facial injuries from "freak accident." Could she be next on the Celebrity Rehab hit list?

Ok... dont go and crucify me but... does anyone still think all of these shootings are just coincidences when the gov is pushing for gun control? Either that or theyre just making every US shooting into national top news. I don't know how many deathlisters live in the US, but literally about every single day since Sandy Hook theres been another shooting in national headlines.

Lee Thompson otherwise known as "Uncle Poodle" from the highly popular 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' reveals he is HIV positive.

New pool for 2012! Totally different. Pick 12 news headlines that you made up yourself. 12 news headlines that you predict will be seen in 2012. Whoever does the best job of predicting the events of 2012 will win the pool. How to enter: The competition will take place on this thread. Going by your DL name, no guests allowed. Clearly number and distinguish the 12 headlines. Use proper grammar. A headline cannot exceed 12 words. Deadline for headlines... is January 19 (the day of my first DDP casualty...) Scoring: You will be awarded points for each word that matches up between your predicted headline and the real-life headline. The number of points for a word depends on how many letters are in that word. (example: "is" is worth 2 points, "earthquake" is worth 10 points.) YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR POSTING THE REAL-LIFE HEADLINES. It is up to you to decide what real-life headline you want to settle for. When posting your headline to the thread for your point reward, include the link of the internet news source where the headline is and the number that corresponds to the headline on your predictions list. After submitting, that headline of yours will be crossed off the master list, and you will not be able to submit a match for that headline again. The news headline will be invalid if the article is January 19 or older. Bonuses!: If you include a number in your headline and it matches a number in the real-life headline, you will be rewarded a points bonus of the sum of the number's digits. (example: In the headline "27 Belgian partiers die in apartment collapse" you would get 9 points (2+7) for guessing 27 Belgian partiers.) The number must describe something tangible to get the added bonus. No bonus points for "Etta James dies at 73". And please.. lets try not to make too many celebrity death headlines. Im trying to make this fun... Acceptable News Sources: LIST GONE. Any major professional online news source is acceptable. No local news. No blogs. Your Host: I am going to be graduating high school in a few months. Im thinking about disconnecting from this awful, compulsive, electronic American culture when its all over. Not necessarily leaving America, but getting away from the hypnosis of TV and computers. So that would require me to part from the deathpool community. In that case, I'll either just end the competition right there or hand it off to someone else to take care of. If my mind went blank at some point in writing this and forgot to mention an important detail, let me know and I will address it after this statement in this first post. You can also suggest more news sources to me during submission time. You cannot play a headline that speculates an event we already know is coming. Such as "Little Sasha Obama celebrates 11th birthday"

No, but you could start a new game if you'd like...

I consider people like Katherine Crowe, Grace Sung Eun Lee, Zach Sobiech, etc... to be guilt-free, fair game because they seek the publicity. But I did once play a little boy who was maybe 5. Probably shouldnt have done that. As his only obit was his local news and now I have his name on my non DDP deadpooling history in my "about me". Hope his parents never see that...... maybe I should abbreviate his name....

Because they're willing to slaughter everyone in their path