John Kettley

Just £6.87 to you, squire.

There are some of the Thunderbirds voice cast still alive - Shane Rimmer (Scott), David Graham (Parker), Matt Zimmerman (Alan), Jeremy Wilkin (Virgil). And no doubt Joe 90, Stingray, Fireball XL-5 and Captain Scarlet actors too. Tomorrow will be mostly sunny with the chance of a late shower.

Ever wanted to be in a Hollywood blockbuster? This clever thing requires a facebook account to which you are logged into. www.takethislollipop.com - lights off, sound on for full effect. Reminds me of the days I used to hang out with Wincey. ahhhh.

It's not closed, only unpinned. I'll be predictable and go for Like a Hurricane, please.

Bloody hell. I was on telly with him once, a long long time ago. Godot man, what a tease, tell us more... Seek and ye shall find.

I can categorically state that the weather in Amsterdam in August 2012 will be sunny and about 28 degrees

Tomato or tomato?

I think you're on to something. In very right-wing circles it's not unusial to sign off messages with '88'1, the 8th letter of the alphabet being 'H', therefore 'HH' , to be understood as 'Heil Hitler'. Let's hope she dies before she's 88. 1Among telegraphists '88' is also used as a sign-off. To them it means 'love and kisses'. 73, Hein Well, we have made it to page 88, so let's see if your theory is correct... Maybe we better make as few posts as possible from now on so it stays on this page for as long as possible till she dies.. This post is just to ensure nog's 88 stupidity doesn't become lore. Page 89, you can go fuck off and die now Mrs T.

Vegan Black Metal Chef

Can you spot your boss? ...thought so!

Somerfields you say? Are you sure Judy wasn't checking out the multibuy deals on the White Lightning?

Kettley's more of a dumb tits man.

I think Guesty beat you to it with the Alka joke yesterday.

Life’s Journey It only happens once each year, Book the train and pack your gear. Your destination seems unknown, As you sit there, all alone. Something internal, in a rush, Just like the toilet, we usually flush. Constantly staring at the clock, Are you waiting for your flock? Savour the moment, don’t wait for the end, Nobody knows, if you may extend. Journey divided into equal parts, Today is another, we’ll add to the charts. Your train has left, from the town of birth, Hopefully located, on planet earth. The next stop, might seem the same, It shall reveal, what you became. HAPPY 55th BIRTHDAY MY DEAR YVONNE!

A site that might be of interest to certain members, www.celebrities-with-diseases.com, has obviously taken on board the recent Zsa Zsaga.

I know plenty of lasses brimming with British spunk too. Yes! Got the one liner in before LB

Kabaddi. Lords or the Oval? PS good news about Wrexham lager Honez Lager lager lager... The Oval Andy Murray: Brit or Scot?

Hello! I'm coming back out of those lurking shadows. Primarily owing to an exclusion order Wincey Willis imposed on me but that will keep for now. Have enjoyed some of the posters about these parts. Some, not all to be firm but fair, have got me through my darkest days. Oh Wincey, why? Anyway as I was listening to DID I had a thought about which ten people I would like to be stranded with on a desert island which leads me to pose the following question: If you had to be stranded on a desert island with 10 other DL members, who would they be? And who would be the 10 you would least like to be stranded with? (If 10 is too much you can name less)

I plan to stock up on the dream where Wincy Willis polishes my helmet.

Abu Hamza al-Muhajir was killed on the 18th of April 2010. His name should be removed from the list as well. In your spare time, Unknown Man, do you dress up as Marilyn Monroe and play table tennis against three-toed sloths?

I was going to step in for you and talk about water spouts and your common westerlies, virga, moist intrusions and how to measure a wet bulb depression, altocumuli and the 8'' Michael Fish promised to Moira Stuart back in January 1985.

There once was a Rugger bugger called Ripley, Who used to get Yvonne all squirmy and nippley, As she guzzled his spunk, She thought wow what a hunk! And now she's no interest in poor old Kettley.

En dash, it's not the length that counts but how you use it, as Bill Giles used to say. Wincey Willis or Carol Kirkwood?

ATTENTION: Not for the faint of heart or those about to eat. Paul Daniels reveals that he's found over 300 women with no taste in men Why him? Why not fall for a certain sexy weatherman. Bet they were all blonde.