RIP Wee Jum

c.) for me

and Prince William and Kate Middleton in an anagram of Diana killed in Merc: admit new plot

Hang on, his head has already been in the rope

Andrew Marr, Ryan Giggs, Ewan McGregor and Gaby Logan allegedly walk into a bar... ...but for legal reasons I can't tell you what happened.

Back in The 2nd Death of 2011 I said Hopefully in the next few days she will go