RIP Wee Jum

I got Olympic Gold Medalist Liz McColgans autograph in Asda once At one point she tried to smile. I had nightmares for weeks afterwards

might be a coincidence that the car alarm went off, either that or its a ghost of a past DL'er haunting you

Top Gear

Hopefully not, I am thinking of someone else that died at Easter, n look what happened three days later? very true

Charlie Sheen poses with his nanny girlfriend, ex-wife and a porn star - who have ALL moved into his Hollywood mansion. Sex MaSHEEN

Never Mind The Buzzcocks without Noel Fielding, those were the days. Dont you mean Never Mind The Buzzcocks with Shawn Hughes, those were the days.

Poly in 1997 on Never Mind The Buzzcocks

fingers crossed

I am one of the few people in the world who has never seen Jurrasic Park. I assume its good because so many people have seen it

FFS I go away for a couple of days and whilst I am gone a fight breaks out Why do I always miss the excitment