RIP Wee Jum

A Geordie is drinking in a London bar when he gets a call on his mobile phone: He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just produced a typical Geordie baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Geordie shrugs. "That's about average in the Northeast. Like I said, my boy is a typical Geordie baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "Jeezaz" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the Geordie returns to the bar. The bartender says. "You're the father of that typical Geordie baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks. We were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?" The proud father answers. "17 pounds" The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The Geordie father takes a long slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says.............. "Had him circumcised"

He will still be popping the champagne open in heaven for years to come, when the last NFL team loses there 100% record RIP coach

Who the fuck are you ?

Seen adverts for 'A Very Northern Road Trip' recentley starring Ricky Tomlinson and Ralph Little.

Just watched the clip from Big Night In and I agree he doesn't look like his normal self. I'm not medically minded so haven't a clue what could be wrong

After a vote, Dundee United named Scottish Championship winners being 14 point clear at the top of the league

I'm was a bit too young to remember but Peter Bonetti played for Dundee United for 1 season in 1979 RIP

I'm sticking with Olivia de Havilland

I'm sticking with ODH

Pretty much the whole of the list is at risk because of the Corona Virus. What happens if there is less than 25 people left on the list at the end of the year ? , hopefully I haven't jinxed getting a decent number of hits this year Will the number of new picks be increased or will people who have previously been on the list make up the "returning 25" ? Ive always wondered and this year is probably the best chance of this happening

Went in the chemist earlier on and said “what gets rid of Coronavirus?” The girl said “ammonia cleaner” I said “Sorry, I thought you worked here”

Poor woman I heard divorce is the only cure for that disese

Its got to be Olivia de Havilland next

Tremendous Knowledge Dave from Eggheads https://news.sky.com/story/eggheads-jeremy-vine-leads-tributes-as-star-dave-rainford-dies-11952542

Olivia de Havilland

Olivia De Havilland

Shit manager, but he doesn't deserve that Arabest Jackie

What about Don King