RIP Wee Jum

Steven Thomson is still trying to get to grips with being a TV presenter https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/48077902

Good day for the football yesterday Just need United to win the playoffs now

If you had called The Sport you would of made some money and The Sport is less of a scummy paper

Happy Mothers Day

In The Land Of Make Beleive

Anbody fancy a game of Top Trumps

What a fucking horrible lot they really are

And Morecambe and Wise are a poor mans Ant and Dec

They are a poor mans Cannon and Ball

It was spot on for me

Valetines Day

Olivia de Havilland because nobody has voted for her yet

It is amazing how many F1 drivers have links to Scottish towns Eddie Irvine Stirling Moss Lewis Hamilton Ayr Town Centre.

Not the death I was expecting to start with considerring some of the names on the list

There is a comittee who get together and decide the 50 names on the list There has to be rules, and this was one of the rules that was decide upon

Stroke makes a man stroke himself, infornt of his relatives https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6656753/Man-suffered-stroke-believe-fine-masturbate-relatives.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

Still a rip off at 1p

This might already be in this thread somewhere as I am pretty sure its reposted every year. Its still funny though