RIP Wee Jum

Currently my favourite twiiter account Kids Write Jokes - https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes Some classic jokes include :- why did the chicken sat on her eggs? because she doesn't have a chair why did the dog miss work? because it was dead why did the cat cross the road? to live in the in the sewers like a giant snake

10 year challenge @charon

Is there any report of the other drivers ethnicity ? Maybe that is a clue to how the crash happened

This is my worst nightmare

@maryportfuncity What do you think of the appointment of Stephen (I cant even say my own name cause I'm a f#####g idiot) Pressley as the new Carlisle boss ?

FFS giving away my secret identitiy

The YouTuber raising money for Fort William has created a Just Giving page. He has raised £1721 of his £3000 target so far https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/fortwilliam

Gives me an excuse to post this again

Another musician name I came up with Wee Willie Harris 1933

I have made a list of all living Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, up to and including 1999. I also included there year of birth Don Everly 1937 Jerry Lee Lewis 1935 Little Richard 1932 Smokey Robinson 1940 Al Jardine 1942 Mike Love 1941 Brian Wilson 1942 Paul McCartney 1942 Ringo Starr 1940 Charlie Thomas 1937 Bob Dylan 1941 Diana Ross 1944 Mary Wilson 1944 Dion DiMucci 1939 Mick Jagger 1943 Keith Richards 1943 Mick Taylor 1949 Charlie Watts 1941 Ronnie Wood 1947 Bill Wyman 1936 Otis Williams 1941 Stevie Wonder 1950 Tommy DeVito 1928 Bob Gaudio 1942 Frankie Valli 1934 Abdul Duke Fakir 1935 Mick Avory 1944 Dave Davies 1947 Ray Davie 1944 Paul Simon 1941 Art Garfunkel 1941 Roger Daltry 1944 Pete Townshend 1945 David Crosby 1941 Chris Hillman 1944 Roger McGuinn 1942 Sam Gooden 1934 Fred Cash 1940 Jerry Butler 1939 Richard Brookes 1940 Tina Turner 1939 Booker T Jones 1944 Steve Cropper 1941 Ernie Isley 1952 Ronald Isley 1941 Rudolph Isley 1939 Chris Jasper 1951 Sam Moore 1935 Jeff Beck 1944 Eric Clapton 1945 Chris Dreja 1945 Jim McCarty 1943 Jimmy Page 1944 Paul Samwell-Smith 1943 Ginger Baker 1939 Doug Clifford 1945 Stu Cook 1945 John Fogerty 1945 John Densmore 1944 Robby Krieger 1946 Herman Santiago 1941 Jimmy Merchant 1940 Van Morrison 1945 Greg Errico 1948 Larry Graham 1946 Jerry Martini 1943 Freddie Stone 1947 Rose Stone 1945 Sly Stone 1943 Eric Burdon 1941 Alan Price 1942 John Stilton 1941 Hilton Valentine 1943 Garth Hudson 1937 Robbie Robertson 1943 Duane Eddy 1938 Tom Constanten 1944 Donna Jean Godchaux 1947 Mickey Hart 1943 Robert Hunter 1941 Bill Kreutzmann 1946 Phil Lesh 1940 Bob Weir 1947 Elton John 1947 Rod Stewart 1945 Dickey Betts 1943 Jaimoe 1944 Al Green 1946 John Paul Jones 1946 Robert Plant 1948 Rosalind Ashford 1943 Annette Beard 1943 Betty Kelly 1944 Lois Reeves 1948 Martha Reeves 1941 Neil Young 1945 Gladys Knight 1944 Merald Bubba Knight 1942 Jack Casady 1944 Jorma Kaukonen 1940 Grace Slick 1939 David Gilmour 1946 Roger Waters 1943 Nick Mason 1944 Shirley Owens 1941 Beverley Lee 1941 John Cale 1942 Moe Tucker 1944 Barry Gibb 1946 Richie Furay 1944 Stephen Stills 1945 Graham Nash 1942 Jackie Jackson 1951 Jermaine Jackson 1954 Marlon Jackson 1957 Tito Jackson 1953 Joni Mitchell 1943 Jerome Brailey 1950 George Clinton 1941 Bootsy Collins 1951 Michael Hampton 1956 Fuzzy Haskins 1941 Billy Bass Nelson 1951 Calvin Simon 1942 Grady Thomas 1941 Eddie Brigati 1945 Felix Cavaliere 1942 Gene Cornish 1944 Dino Danelli 1944 Don Felder 1947 Don Henley 1947 Bernie Leadon 1947 Randy Meisner 1946 Timothy B Schmit 1947 Joe Walsh 1947 Lindsey Buckingham 1949 Mick Fleetwood 1947 Peter Green 1946 Christine McVie 1943 John McVie 1945 Stevie Nicks 1948 Jeremy Spencer 1948 Michelle Phillips 1944 Lloyd Price 1933 José Areas 1946 Michael Carabello 1947 Gregg Rolie 1947 Carlos Santana 1947 Michael Shrieve 1949 Billy Joel 1949 Bruce Springsteen 1949 Mavis Staple 1939 Pervis Staple 1935

Who would you drop from last year to keep them on the list ? Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Prince Phillip Leah Bracknell Vera Lynne Robert Mugabe Jimmy Carter Doris Day Pierre Cardin Bob Dole Henry Kissinger Javier Perez de Cuellar Prunella Scales Bob Barker Betty White Hosni Mumbarak June Brown Stirling Moss Dick Van Dyke Honor Blackman Jimmy Greaves Valery Giscard d'Estaing Valerie Harper Clive James

Kirk

I like the list Would of put money that Ruth Bader Ginsburg name would of got on with all the people suggesting her

Video: Whisky blogger goes viral after wife leaves him mid-review https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/drink/video-whisky-blogger-goes-viral-after-wife-leaves-him-mid-review/?fbclid=IwAR2cl1g8VL7DQXlFRcNXsoYhQuExroYrpznitUvYnjXO_e3sNnJM0OYa_vI

You've heard of the Nou Camp, this is more the Poo Camp (Dens Park). What a fucking embarrassment

Everton might as well change their name to Dwight Yorke the amount of times they’ve neglected Son

‘Jobby’ on pitch delays Spartans game as Gary Lineker denies involvement https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/jobby-on-pitch-delays-spartans-game-as-gary-lineker-denies-involvement-1-4848004?ll=&fbclid=IwAR2zUyZyKTAbJmd-zhRFE69ViUxGtqmqlwrcALZqZybE22myq6wtKYzlT_s

Paddy Ash Down

Is it an adveret for a Scottish bank ?

The acting in it is amazing though

“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!”

Don't think anybody else want to play Die Hard