RIP Wee Jum

Where do bees go to the toilet ? At the BP garage

Hopefully not Donald Cun Trump

If he survives, I assume King Michael of Romania

I know somebody with man flu who could be a possibility for the list. At least 10 other people know who he is, but unfortunately I dont think he has any link to Detroit

January - John Hurt February - Bill Paxton March - Chuck Berry April - Erin Moran May - Roger Moore / Chris Cornell June - Adam West / Peter Sallis July - Carol Lee Scott August - Glen Campbell / Bruce Forsyth / Jerry Lewis September - William G Stewart / Charles Bradley / Hugh Hefner / Liz Dawn October - Tom Petty / Sean Hughes / Fats Domino November -(So Far) Keith Barron December -

Korean Billy speaks properly at last

The new M&S Christmas advert. He says, what sounds like, f**k you little bear at the end

Could also go in the Dickless thread

Dinnae do that, I read Breaking News and thought hoped he was DEAD

What did the dog sit in the shade? He didn't wanna be a hot dog

I came home from work to a note the wife left on the fridge saying "This isn't working, " I opened the fridge, the light went on and my beer was cold, it's working just fine.

Your a Stranglers GIRL ? Interesting

Normally I try and not vote for the popular choice, but I do feel its time for Leah Bracknell

I reckon Leah Bracknell, King Michael, George Bush and Kirk Douglas still have a chance of adding to this year total. So I am guessing a final of 20 destroying the previous record. Which will not be beaten for years to come

A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas. The poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them." The poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The poor man astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*ck herself."

The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop. He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.” “Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?” "That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones. He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?” The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track. Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds." The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track. The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage. "This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!" The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over. "What seems to be the problem, sir?" "This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!" The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly. "I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."

Half Time at the Cowboys and 49ers game, Dwight Clark is being honoured. Is it maybe because he only has a few months left ?

Billy Graham. For the sole reason its about time we get rid of some of the long time residents

I think has been touring

The coverage of the NFL since he left has been pretty crap. RIP Kevin

I am really surprised, but happy as he was a likeable character, George A Cooper is still alive. He played janny Mr Griffiths in Grange Hill from 1985 and left in 1992 at the age of 67. He is now 92 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_A._Cooper This guy -

Scottish football is the worst !

What was Danny Cadamarteri like at Carlisle ? I like him as a player, but very injury prone