RIP Wee Jum

I refused to watch Film ...... after Barry Norman retired in 1999. Nobody can review a film like him RIP

New tactic to try and get one right. Leah Bracknell

Ian St John same tactic as before

Just found out that I’m colourblind… The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.

It was between Valerie Harper and Liz Dawn. The average age of the deaths (if I have done my maths correct) so far is 78.2, both Harper and Dawn are 78. I went for Dawn over Harper

Racist Phil

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/414364/bash-street-kids-creator-leo-baxendale-dies/

Queen Betty according to random.org

According to Facebook former pro wrestler Dennis Stamp has died. "I'M NOT BOOKED"

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

Picking a random number is as good as any way of picking. This time I went for :- Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh

Police Killer Brizzi dies in prison http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-38880277

Dode not looking too good at the coin toss (Superbowl), Babs looks healthy(ish)

Random.org has spoken Javier Perez de Cuellar is next (hopefully)

I saw it on the box, excellent performance. Bet you were buzzing after that. I got to listen (3pm blackout fuck you) to Newcastle get 3 injuries (Anita, Gayle and Hayden) and in a match to some of our most important players, all resulting in substitutions and only beat Brentford by virtue of a shit referee who didn't award them two clear penalty shouts (according to the absolutely atrocious local radio commentators). And now Newcastle have a mid-week cup replay to contend with, when they've barely got enough players in good shape for our league matches. Hopefully some of the U21s and U18s get a big day out a St. James Park (do a Liverpool but intend to lose). Newcastle will go up, I reckon Leeds will follow them. Oh let's hope not. I reckon it'll be Brighton, Newcastle and Reading that go up this year. With Leeds losing in the play-offs. That would be good. Dirty Leeds

I don't get this at all GRANNY, GRANNY, GRANNY, GRANNY AND BATMAN

Can I take Kathleen Noone who played Bette Katzenkazrahi in Sunset Beach

Miami have played and beaten the Steelers already this season. I am going for a Dolphins win

Random.org told me Hugh Hefner will be #1 this year

10 minutes and still no hits ............ NOT HAPPY

Happy New Year

But Zsa Zsa is dead

You've got to have faith there will be another hit

Randy, James Randi