RIP Wee Jum

Can you make sure ......................................................... CHECK MATE

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Jackie McNamara has been installed as Chief Executive of York City Football Club https://twitter.com/yorkcityfc/status/787612386811383808 RIP York City if you keep that clown around your club

Agreed, but who next ? The only name I can come up with you will love ............. Ex Sevco 5008 player Derek McInnes

Liz Smith for no real reason

Sackie Sacknamara is at it again Worst football manager ever The York fans love him ................ HONEST https://twitter.com/andy_richo/status/783422975223689216

Plus with thumocoming court date that'll prove the huns are a new club, here's how it works.. You jock b*****d I can call you it though

Toni Braxton Hospitalized In Serious Condition Reports say she has complications from lupus. http://rickeysmileymorningshow.com/1722007/toni-braxton-hospitalized/

Anybody else watching ? Here are the pairings for Friday morning Rose and Stenson v Speith and Reed McIlroy and Sullivan v Mickelson and Fowler Garcia and Kaymer v Walker and Z Johnson Pieters and Westwood v D Johnson and Kucher

Ivan Klasnic: Ex-Bolton Wanderers striker 'critically ill' after kidney transplant http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37523882

Desmond Carrington has just announced he is retiring from his Friday Night is Music Night on Radio 2. The thing that caught my attention he in leaving in a months time. Normally it is announced months, maybe even a year in advance. Is there something wrong or just his old age (90 years old) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37518086

I had her in for 2017 and had even written her bio already. Joy Wright did the same last year. Can you not do that for some people who are on this years list ? See if we can clear a few more out

Nigel Pearson suspended by Derby Does he never learn ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37489071

I bought viagara eye drops. I now look hard as f**k!

Well remembered Totally forgot about Red Dwarf returning

I noticed this picture of Cher on the front of the National Enquirer. I know most week/months (how ever often it comes out) they have a story about somebody at deaths door, but she doent look well in his picture

Will it soon be ta ta to Tutu ?

How about Peter Thornley AKA Kendo Nagasaki - Don't know much about his health, but he is now 74, he wrestled against Giant Haystack, Big Daddy etc Website - http://kendonagasaki.org/

As I said in the ideas thread another going offering would be Former Miami Dolphiins head coach Don Shula who lead Miami to a perfect season in 1972 86 years old and recieving round the clock care

All the Oor Wullie statues were all sold tonight and made £883,000 for charity. Not bad for a Tuesday night

My wife said to me on Friday night, "what are your plans for tomorrow then" I replied "down to the pub for a couple of beers and then on to watch the football with the boys" She says " there's a circus in town, if you were half a man you would take me to that" I replied " if I was half a man, I'd be in the feckin circus"

A guy 'comes round' in bed,in hospital,& he's wearin' an oxygen mask. He looks around & sees the duty nurse. "Nurse! Nurse!" he calls,in a muffled voice. The nurse comes over & says " Yes Sir,what's the matter?" Still wearin' the oxygen mask,he asks "Are my testicles black?",voice still muffled."What was that,Sir?" she asks." Are my testicles black?" the guy repeats. The nurse folds over the bed sheet,& opens his pyjama trousers. Taking the guy's d*ck in one hand,& checking his baws with a gentle massage with the other,she replies "No Sir,they look fine to me". The guy pulls off the oxygen mask & says "That was lovely darlin',but ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"

Paddy wins a competition,& 1st prize is a guided tour of Edinburgh. A leggy blonde in a short skirt,driving a Bentley convertable,picks him up. "Where would you like to see first,Sir?" she asks. "Oid loike to see Edinburgh Castle" say Paddy,in a broad Dublin accent.On arrival at the castle Paddy is impressed. "It's awsome!" he says. "Where to next? asks the blonde. "Oid loike to see where Hearts & Hibs play" says Paddy,so she takes him to Tynecastle & Easter Road. "Fantastic!" says Paddy. "Ok,Sir.Where to now?" she asks. "Take me to Murryfield!" says Paddy. On arrival,Paddy says " Oh,luvly! This is the home of Scottish rugby,n' oi've only ever seen it on telly". "Next,Sir?" asks the blonde. "Show me your Hairy Twatt!" replies Paddy. "Excuse me,Sir?" says the blonde. "Show me Hairy Twatt!". So the blonde pulls up her skirt,drops the kegs,& asks "What d'ya think of that!?". "No,no,no!" exclaims Paddy. "Heriot Watt University! Heriot Watt University!".

Don Shula, who coached the 1972 Miami Dolphins to a perfect season 17-0 is receiving round the clock care since June 15th after a visit to hospital, being treated for fluid retention and sleep apnea. He is 86 years old.