RIP Wee Jum

Just watching 50 Greatest Magic Tricks on Channel 5. I didn't realise The Great Suprendo, who was married to Victoria Wood, was still alive

At the moment Dundee has the Oor Wullie Bucket Trail - http://www.oorwulliebuckettrail.com/ 50, statues of Oor Wullie all painted by locals are places around Dundee for people to go and see. They stand approx 4 foot tall and some are pretty cool. They include :- Iron Boy Oor Bowie Wullie Potter OOr Arab, my favourite

They will all be BLOCKbusters

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Took 5 minutes to warm up but after that it has been a great match :-)

Vida misses twice near the end of the game At the end of the game Viva La Vida by Coldplay is played over the tannoy

Hungary v Portugal has been easily the best game of the Euros so far Great watch

It could of been so different if Dundee United had approached Mickey O'Neil when he was Brechin manager after Craig Levein left for his doomed spell as Scotland manager

I used to love Eurotrash. Away to watch the new one now. Hope its as good as I remember it

Here you go http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3645115/Status-Quo-star-Rick-Parfitt-suffers-heart-attack-performing-Turkey.html

I always enjoy the game where Engerlund get knocked out. Germany v England @ Euro '96 being a personal favourite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izCKtubriis

Totally, because Hibernian and Rangers are English teams Who are The Rangers and Hibs playing at the Euros ?

Mon the Ivan Dragos

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Gulf War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy who was a Weegie, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

Jake LaMotta for a boxing double KO

Not me but loads of people I know went to see Bruce Springsteen at Hampden a couple of nights ago. And they all say he was amazing

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. "Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour", As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: - "Gorgonzola ?" "Wait, it is not on yet."

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Thank you

Is it possible for me to get the bit under my name changed please Can it please be changed from "Dumb Sumbitch" to "Fight The Power"

Then there is also River City, Doctors, Family Affairs, Heartbeat and Brookside

Casualty, Holby City, El Dorado