RIP Wee Jum

Fuck, you actually posted something funny. O'Sullivan does look a bit worn for a 40 something, on the flip side Steve Davis looks cracking for a 58 year old. Davis is actually old enough to be Ronnie's father though. Ronnie stealing the show again by not showing up for the mandatory press conference......he´s such a knob, I guess that next he will tease us with a deliberately played 146 or with taking a brown tea mug to the venue http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/19/ronnie-osullivan-warned-snooker-world-championship-media Hopefully he gets knocked out by Hawkins/Zhang in the next round. Hopefully Hawkins/Zhang upper cut him to knock him out, rather than beating him at snooker

Celebrities And Their Pornstar Doppelgangers http://www.mobilelikez.com/funfacts/celebrities-and-their-p0rnstar-doppelgangers/?uid=neverknownfacts

Are they not the New Firm and Dundee United and Aberdeen are now the Old Firm ?

brilliant !

Who ? :-) That game was so bad its not even worth it

Ah, Davey Dodds, the Elephant Man himself! And Eamonn Bannon with hair... Memories, memories... So, United v Hibs for the Championship title next season? United and Falkirk if Stubbs is still there manager. If Falkirk lose the playoff games

A job for Michael McIntyre & John Bishop methinx. They'd look good backed up against a wall facing a balaclava-ed firing squad or cowering under a 6ft Halibut chap with a freshly sharpened machete. The key word here is comedian. Do Michael McIntyre and John Bishop fit into that category ?

Great news. Made my day reading the news. Hope he fucks off for good. FUCK YOU GAVIN GUNNING, FUCK YOU

PlasticTastic

Somebody has probably already said this one, but I cant be arsed looking through all the pages Simon Amstell Andy Samberg

Alex "I've got to be interviewed at every fucking sporting event" Ferguson and Rudolph the red nose reindeer

He has his own thread Just a reply to the above posts

Howard Marks http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/apr/10/howard-marks-dies-aged-70

Kanye West Jay Z Beyonce Rhianna Cheryl Cole / Tweedie / Fernandez Versini Rita Ora Lady Gaga Ed Sheeran Jesse J Paloma Faith Olly Murrs Bruno Marrs

Just started watching The Night Manager and thought 84 year old John le Carré may be a decent idea, the Deathlist loves an old English novelist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_le_Carr%C3%A9

I'll play along Joan Collins - Dynasty 1981 - 1989; 1991

3 years ago, actually. Time flies, eh? Sorry typo on my part

2 years ago today was my favourite death ever. Thinking about it makes me very happy THATCHER !!!

I was working in Tesco last night when I bumped into a lady I just started dating. I was re-arranging the washing powder in aisle 7 when she said " you told me you was a stunt pilot you lying bar-stool" To which I replied "No....I told you I was part of the Ariel display team"

My friend has been found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence.

Kammy tries a bit of stand up https://www.facebook.com/SoccerAM/videos/1153538591336440/

No heart attack yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gesry8rvs7U&feature=youtu.be