RIP Wee Jum

Well you're wrong. No I'm Buford T Justice. Are you not able to read ?

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. ' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!' 1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?' 2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.' 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no dick!!

I predictions for the people who have still to die this year are :- In no particular order Zsa Zsa Gabor Joao Havelange Olivia De Havilland Billy Graham Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Joost van der Westhuizen Vera Lynn Fidel Castro Fats Domino Jake La Motta

My favourite theme tune

'Dancing With the Stars' Host Tom Bergeron's Mother Died Four Months After Father Passed Away https://gma.yahoo.com/dancing-stars-host-tom-bergerons-mother-died-four-190052314.html

I'm still spreading the love Bob Dole gets the love this time

Aaron Ramsey curse to be broken tonight. Sorry to be a party pooper

And the diddy team across the road are ..........

Show a little love for Henri Anier tonight as DUFC get a semi ! Anier gets two today

I'm only making this suggestion because her name amuses me - so imature https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fannie_Flagg

You just wanna hear calls of "didn't he do well!" Don't you mean 'Didn't he die well'? or "I'm the joker in the pack, which makes me such a lucky jack, but here's four people that are so appealing, ok dollies, do your killing

Suffers from B-cell chronic lymphocytic leukemia and on 31 March 2015, James described himself as "near to death but thankful for life That is why he is on the list

Fats Domino, because nobody else has yet voted for him. Spread the love

Sad news. I would rather some of the evil bastards on the list and Martin Crowe had survived. RIP Martin

John Oliver destroys Donald Trump https://www.facebook.com/LastWeekTonight/videos/851020811693596/?fref=nf

As far as I am aware they did

He's back https://www.facebook.com/100011335184119/videos/vb.100011335184119/150379748683197/?type=3&theater

I don't normally agree with the fat bastard, but well said Fat Gary Dundee star Gary Harkins: "Rangers are just a new club.. I've not played them before" http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/dundee-star-gary-harkins-rangers-7413876#mVO3ZBXOe9sZ47Yb.99

Great show. Enjoyed it more with Bob Monkhouse presenting though. He always seemed an odd choice... Bob Monkhouse could make any pile of shit tv show into a great watch. He had the knack

The only good thing about Paul Daniels was the theme to his magic show. I cant think of another redeeming feature, he's a wee prick of a man