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    Lookie Likey

    I never made it. I stumbled across it. I don't know who some of them are either
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    Football

    At least Leigh (thumb boy) Griffith has bounced back after missing a penalty today
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    Terry Wogan

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    Football

    He should be, Locke's resigned: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35452208 My dad's a Killie supporter. Today was not the day to remind him Partick (my team) have three eminently winnable games in hand. two winnable games United are winning every game until the end of the season FTD
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    Football

    He's still not happy https://www.facebook.com/gordon.sawers.71/videos/1682839701987518/
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    The 2nd death of 2016

    I'm voting for Martin Crowe as I have run out of diffrent things to say about Joost
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    A Joke

    A lady's hamster is poorly so she takes it to the vet. "I'm sorry," says the vet, "but there's nothing we can do. And here's the bill - £100." Distraught and slightly offended, the lady takes issue. "You've hardly looked at him and I'm being stung for £100! I'd like a second opinion!" So the vet opens a door, and in comes a large dog. The dog goes over to the hamster, gives it a sniff, looks at the vet and shakes its head. As the pooch leaves, a ginger tomcat comes in, walks up and down the side of the hamster, shakes its head, and leaves. "There," says the vet. "They think it's hopeless too. That will be £200 please." "Hold on!" cries the lady, "it was only £100 a minute ago!" "Ah, " says the vet. " That was before the lab report and the cat scan... "
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    Football

    This dude is going to have a heart attack if he keeps on watching Killie. He's made loads of videos about how Killies season is going. Like this one - https://www.facebook.com/gordon.sawers.71/videos/1680606738877481/?pnref=story
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    The Priests Of Father Ted

    Second best after Black Books IMO
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    Time Added

    That was clearly an edit :-) Never read the posts for a few days prior
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    Time Added

    Former Dundee United footballer Joachim Fernandez dies at 43 https://deadfamous.info/joachim-fernandez-french-senegalese-footballer-died-at-43
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    A Joke

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    Wrestlers/actors

    Just looking at Wikipedia and found this. I can't find much about it, other than this. In a letter posted on the JCW website in 2012, Vampiro admitted to having a brain tumor and stomach cancer. He still commentates on Lucha Underground that is why I never put it in Ideas for 2017 http://www.juggalowrestling.com/?p=544
  14. I went for Georgia Engel so everybody would have at least one vote
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    Saint V Greavsie

    I reckon they will go on the same day, but as I can't vote for that I went for Jimmy Greaves
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    A Joke

    A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking down the High St. one day when he spots an advert in his local record shop for "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". On further enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject has just been released and a few copies are available in store there and then. Naturally, being a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he can have a listen to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". A few seconds later the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with his headphones on and a puzzled expression on his face. He removes the Headphones, walks back to the counter and catches the young sales persons attention. "Excuse me" he says, "I'm A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe", and I must say, there appears to be some mistake. Those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar". The young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps that he is indeed listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". Puzzled,the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps returns to the headphones and once again begins to listen. After a few seconds he once again returns to the counter and accosts the young fellow there. "Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe" and I have to say again, those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar. Are you certain I have been listening to the correct recording?" Slightly exasperated by now, the young man checks the disc currently Playing and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses: . "Oops, sorry Sir, I seem to have played you the Bee side"
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    A Joke

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    Montserrat Caballé at the age of 82 and found guilty of tax evasion. Tax evasionIn 2015, Caballé was under prosecution over allegations of tax evasion or fraud. She admitted that despite living in Spain in 2010, she had registered in Andorra in order to avoid paying tax in Spain. In December 2015, the Spanish court found her guilty of fraud and handed her six month suspended sentence, as well as ordered her to pay a fine of €254,231 ($280,000) and banned her from receiving any public subsidies for a period of 18 months.
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    The 1st death of 2016

    And Brian Sewell. What the FUCK are you on about ?
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    The 1st death of 2016

    Joost another vote for van der Westhuizen
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    Podcasts

    The Bugle - http://feeds.feedburner.com/thebuglefeed
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2016

    The Towering Inferno (1974) cast members still living Faye Dunaway - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faye_Dunaway Susan Blakely - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Blakely Richard Chamberlain - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Chamberlain O.J. Simpson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson Robert Vaughn - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Vaughn Robert Wagner - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wagner Susan Flannery - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Flannery Jack Collins - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Collins_%28actor%29 Don Gordon - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gordon_%28actor%29 Felton Perry - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felton_Perry Gregory Sierra - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Sierra Dabney Coleman - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dabney_Coleman Mike Lookinland - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Lookinland Paul Comi - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Comi William Bassett - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bassett_%28actor%29 Maureen McGovern - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_McGovern
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    Who Should Be On The 2016 Deathlist?

    I could of sworn Reg Grundy was dead
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