Charlotte's Controller

Trump media continues its fall on the stock market. Donny tried a reboot today with a Turn it off and on again attempt, his IT limit, continually ill advised he pressed the wrong button and the US went into darkness and Donald blamed Biden infrastructure issues. Trump Media trending around $37 dollars today, Trump probably the best loser of stock value with no external forces. Brand value of a lying, corrupt immoral piece of shit.

He is waiting for the cabbages to grow. We will then have a Liz Truss lettuce situation. Trump will need to be preserved as many people like pickled cabbage, preserved Trumps are just foul gas and stink.

Fortunately for the world his media company is composting nicely, by the time Trump gets to sell it will be time to grow cabbages to implant in his supporters brains.

People ask him where he has parked his helicopter?

The only reason for a Tory government is the promise of a lower tax base and the historical promise of competence. Unfortunately the lying bunch of degenerate fuckwits have failed on all levels to perform for the country only enriching their donors and friends.

Having reviewed DJT’s media company on almost all forms of company valuation it appears to be over valued. Earnings, assets, management all appear to be lacking the only surpluses appear to be in gullible investors, whilst Trump is tied in for a period of time to the stocks it remains to be seen how long it will take for the share value to achieve it’s true potential. Currently standing at 60.60 down 8.5% on the day. i think that by end of May the value will be at 35 having lost most of the interest and initial investors having taken their profits.

I view him as Nigel Farage a proven opportunist gobshite with no permanent value.

This is the start of the new Portfolio. Trump Shed. Golf course and security fence under construction, memberships available. MAGA (marketing all ground floor apartments) Put in bids if interested.

One thing is that we will see the true value of Mar-a Lago if he has to sell, to post his bonds and meet his creditors. I’ve heard rumours that he has set himself up as potential working model POTUS with an AI operating system so that he could win the election and play golf all day. The AI scientists can’t program his intellect as they say he is too stupid and unstable with numerous data leaks occurring. Republican commentators say that this is fake news and is just sh*t, which was my original thought but AI spoke the truth this time having access to more data confirming it was sh*t.

24th February 41 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 40 Busted — Year 3000 38 Benny Benassi PTS The Biz — Satisfaction 36 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 35 Electric Six-- Danger! High Voltage 34 Dido — Flag + 4 32 The Darkness — I Believe In A Thing Called Love 31 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love 31 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 30 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 30 S Club — Say Goodbye / Love Ain’t Gonna Wait For You 30 S Club 7 — You 29 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 29 Coldplay — In My Place 28 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 28 Lumidee — Never Leave You 25 Puretone — Addicted To Bass 24 Girls Aloud — Jump 24 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love 22 Dannii Minogue — I Begin To Wonder 21 Kevin Lyttle — Turn Me On 21 Scooter — The Logical Song 21 A1 — Caught In The Middle 21 Ultrabeat — Pretty Green Eyes 20 Atomic Kitten — The Last Goodbye / Be With You 20 Kelly Rowland — Stole 20 Lisa Maffia — All Over 19 Girls Aloud — No Good Advice 18 Appleton — Fantasy 18 Pink — Get The Party Started 17 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 15 Shakira -- Whenever, Wherever 15 DJ Sammy — The Boys Of Summer 13 Will Young — Don’t Let Me Down / You And I 13 Madonna — Hollywood 11 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End  11 The Black Eyed Peas — Shut Up 0 Sinéad Quinn — I Can’t Break Down -6

15/2/2024 98 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 50 Daft Punk — One More Time 28 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This  26 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 20 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 16 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids +4 O U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of -6. Unstuck

14/2/2024 90 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 42 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 40 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 40 Daft Punk — One More Time 29 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids +4 22 Moloko — The Time Is Now 22 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 13 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of -6

13.02.24 84 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 42 Daft Punk — One More Time  35 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 35 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 35 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids +4 31 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 23 Moloko — The Time Is Now 22 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 19 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of -6 18 S Club 7 — Reach U2 for Valentine’s Day

Laughing at him not with him or if with him his mental equals.

Deep fake AI created personality and sense of humour which otherwise does not exist for the orange one.

Not as smart as he thought he was. As part of the process I think candidates should take a standardised IQ test. This process should operate in the UK as well. The problem with most politics is that people follow who wants to pay less tax and most of the people who manage the generated funds want to exploit them. Trump will see a lot of skeletons.

Bob Newhart, I am coming to the opinion that President Carter is one of the immortals.

Bob Newhart, I think that next year is going to start off with a bang, I am starting to think that Mr Carter may be one of the immortals.

I keep hearing the term “Spades in the ground”. I’m not sure who they are preparing to bury.

President Carter again.

Predict the final score, the girls have done well and they deserve everything that is coming to them. Given what is required to receive a gong now what should these ladies receive. If they win Beckham and alike will have been surpassed

The BBC sub heading “Who is Nadine Dorries” To paraphrase the article, an incompetent follower of Boris Johnson not considered worthy of a peerage despite her contributions to the country. Nads has followed a path that under any company would have had her under review for non performance of duty. Her children have been employed by the state for doing not a lot and yet she will deserve her substantial recompense for resigning. About time we had a body to review MP performance and accountability.there should be proportional representation and an aim to eliminate the gravy train expenses. Too many politicians are taking the piss.

I nominate orange Ex president Trump you can’t play that much golf and hope to live.

Probably the only place they would ever meet in a sentence. I wish Trump did not occupy my mind so much it appals me so much that the population of a country could have put such an idiot in the position of president. I must admit the UK is not much better.

Whatever the result of the Trump court cases I can see him being eventually set up a la Futurama politicians. A disembodied head in a glass vessel of formaldehyde with a basic AI set up set up to rant with a limited vocabulary. He could live forever at Mar a Lago and be worshipped by his followers who probably would not see any change in his appeal. A bit like a modern day Elvis. https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Richard_M._Nixon's_Head