Charlotte's Controller

Muttley or Big Dog?

So as a measure of opinion I was kicked off twitter when I suggested that our leader should be tarred and feathered. This time it did not happen, perhaps it was my cat tweets beforehand. Knighthood for the cu88 I think not.

I remember listening to Mr Whale in the early eighties whilst at university taking the piss our of drunken geordies after closing time, most amusing and harmless.

And one of the middle names of our bumbling leader (albeit misspelt).

Not being cynical or anything but I think Boris needs a good holiday at some tax haven in the Caribbean (one r two bs) to follow the money. His hard work with little reward deserves some recompense. Definitely not a knighthood, I am thinking of starting the petition now, easier before it ever happens.

Stanley Baxter, central to the committee’s clusterbomb.

Developments today, developers to pay, Nuremberg type excuses to bounce back on architects. I can see a lot of short term provisions in accounts to avoid taxation.

The Trump Trials a Conspiracy. A Fox investigation

I saw the apprentice was restarting and thought why not have a program called The Cabinet. Start off with a group of people professing competence and give them a number of tasks to prove themselves. The numbers reduce to arrive at a leader. Just need to find the Lord Sugar figure to headline the show and the BBC to recognise the project. I am not convinced if this would be satire, comedy, reality or politics but think that it is needed for the nation. Can you think of books that need to be serialised, pastimes or sports that need to covered. One more suggestion. Deathlist Candidates - Bring the histories of the candidates to the general population, Effectively obit programming.

Voted Buzz. Shatner has had too many alien encounters and has benefitted from superior medical treatment.

It is becoming apparent that shortly the Omicron variant will become more popular than Boris.

Jimmy CaRter for me

Recently overheard from a Downing Street window. ”I’m a celebrity get me out of here” Buffoon Outlasted Residency In Safety. Job Open, Honestly No Serious Objections Now.

The new social media Trump vehicle with 1 billion dollar funding, Truth Social will rely on external funding and may need to be moderated. Good luck there.