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    who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list

     

    william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank

    Imagine Johnny Rotten and Shakespeare - or Johnny Rotten and all of the above, for that matter - attempting a conversation!

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    He's taking five then?
    Octogenerian American ivory tickling jazzer, Dave Brubeck is in hospital and has cancelled several weeks worth of upcoming preformances after he was laid low with "a virus".

     

    Dave Brubeck has had a pacemaker fitted after experiencing "dizzyness and fatigue" on Monday night. Brubeck, 89, will be back on the road in November. I've found him a tasteful new piano that he might like to take on tour.

     

    HODPIANO.jpg

    That's a pretty cool pic :(

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    Sun newspaper today reporting that Strictly Come Dancing trouper Ann Widdecombe will dance on to honour the memory of her brother Malcolm, former C of E vicar, who has just died. In one of those situations you just couldn't make up, Malcolm, apparently, lost consciousness for the final time just after watching his big sister's salsa on telly!

    I'd loose consciousness too if I had to sit through that hippo's performance!

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    My sister saw David Icke at Longleat once. I think she said he was having a domestic with his partner while taking the tour of the house. Or I might have made that bit up. Either way , he's a cock.

    I've never met the bloke, but my poor gullible mum bought one of his books and actually believed his crap, until the next fad came along.

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    I really think that she should have treated herself to a new hairdo, it's not as if she's got all the time in the world in which to do so,is it?

    She can't. It's all part of the reptilian bodysuit she was given when she hatched.

    It's looking like it might need a bit of a dry clean, iron and refit now as it's getting a bit saggy.

    So, David Icke was right all along, then? :unsure:

     

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    What would you taste like to a cannibal and other essential quizzes.

    Just did it, apparently, I taste like spicy beef!! :unsure:

     

    You would most likely taste like barbequed beef - MMmm, yummy.

    I'd better make damn sure to steer well clear of you HCW - otherwise I'm pretty sure I'll come a cropper on a barbeque! :lol:

    Oops! What I meant to say was I would most likely taste like barbequed beef. I just copied and pasted my result.

     

     

    Apparently I would taste like barbecued chicken.

     

    Is that good or bad? Whats a par score here?

     

    I recommend the 'Are you addicted to bacon' quiz. I'm 46% addicted.

    53% addicted in my case. I've also discovered that, if trapped in my freezer, I would survive for eight hours.

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