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Bill Clinton? He might have switched to a vegan diet but his ticker's getting dickier by the day, according to The National Enquirer . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton

Ivan the Buriable? Ivan the Terminal?

Oprah Winfrey and the dafties in her audience. And Tom Cruise and his missus. I have toothache and could add to this list indefinitely.

* used to work with Ewan McGregor's mum: we used to make bets on the number of times she'd mention her famous son or brother (Dennis Lawson). His granny was the same. * When I was a chambermaid, I had the unhappy task of cleaning up after Noel and Liam's big brother. He left a copy of the Daily Star in the bathroom and a stubborn skid mark down the back of the pan. * Played pool with Doctor and one of the Medics in my Student Union Bar. * In the same department as Crispan Bonham-Carter at uni. Two years below him, though. * Had a pint with Blackie Lawless from WASP. mmm...not exactly one of the glitterati am I?

Geoffrey Hughes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Hughes I don't think 2011's going to be his year.

Hi everyone, I've been haunting the boards for a while now... Looking forward to discussing moribund celebs!