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Never mind a Peerage. Since he loves a holiday I’d create him the Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Steward_and_Bailiff_of_the_Manor_of_Northstead

It didn’t work out well at all. Gave him a platform for a challenge.

Worked for Theresa May. Kept him out of trouble…

We have probably had the first lie of the 2nd Johnson premiership. Claims he has 100 supporters or more is seen to be a lie to suggest momentum and to coax other MPs to public ally back him… Sad, sad man.

Which makes what happened over the last few months a monumental waste of time.

Unless...unless...he agrees with my post a few days ago where I suggested taking on the leadership now - regardless of who it is - is a short term post as when the Conservative Party go through the next election they are looking at historic losses. Whoever is in the chair will have to resign. We know Johnson was planning for a decade in Downing Street. The alternative is that two years is better than nothing and I don't think Johnson is the kind of 'leader' who wants to piddle about as Leader of the Opposition.

He won that last time. Too brown for most of them. And many Tories rather annoyingly think he knifed Boris in the back. Which they rather perversely think was bad not the country.

Hope the tests come back with positive results, that is to say negative.

I think I’ve decided I’m depressed now. Maybe Independence won’t be so bad. :-D

Yes, but that will be his die hard supporters aka the few who didn’t resign to make him fuck off last time.

What a fucking boring accolade.

Will The King now get to go to COP27?

Some walloper MP on Sky News saying it’s time to bring back Johnson because he’s a winner.

Ah well. She’ll be a good Pointless answer in the years to come.

If that prick Miliband could eat a bacon sandwich properly we wouldn't be in this fucking mess. It's enough to make you go vegan!

She was sacked. She was not given the option to stay. So effectively sacked.

I bet Charles is thrilled he waited 70 years to rule over this shit show. The Queen knew….she knew… ;-)

To be fair, there were some governments in the mid-18th century which functioned just as well…

D’ya know, what a fucking carry on. The Whip and Depute Whip no have not resigned and Truss apparently did vote. The Thick of It has nothing on this lot.

Indeed. He will soon be locking his boot on her arse over the steps of Downimg Street…

He's a busted flush. He got Brexit then fucked off before he had to do any heavy lifting. People mostly see him for what he is; a cunt in cunt's clothing.

This is my preferred option. Nobody in their right mind with any ambition wants to take the Tory Party into the next election (unless there was a guarantee they wouldn’t have to resign after the inevitable pummelling). They need to set up someone who knows they aren’t going to be PM after the election and are at peace with that. A has been would do that. Of all the Tory leaders since 2010 I find May the least objectionable. I think after Johnson and Truss, she would look very competent and boring might be welcome after the last 3 years!

Chunt. As in Chancellor Hunt.

I'm sure Therese Coffey's got a stash. Not asking her. Last time she gave me pills for incompetence I didn't piss for a week...