Windsor

Vera Lynn

Living to 150 would be a disaster. I don’t have children so clearly I’ve shown a total disregard for the environment simply because I don’t give a fuck about your kids or grandkids. If I lived to 150 I’d have to live in whatever ecological disaster I’d helped to create and I didn’t sign up for that!

Never heard of him.

Vera Lynn.

Shouldn’t be a Duke or Duchess, or a Prince either. Mr and Mrs Mountbatten-Windsor would be suffice.

Didn’t see it.

Ah well. My dad says your fucked then. Sorry to hear you’re dying.

My father once gave wise advice on the plight so the elderly: ”When they start falling over, they’re fucked”. The Duke apparently did have a bad fall towards the end of last year so going by my father’s valuable insight he’s fucked and may be dead in the year!

Anyone getting fed up of the Grenfell families yet? Or is it too soon. It’s going to be another Hillsborough circus if they don’t get convictions. Yet the man with the dodgy fridge gets off Scot free because he’s not establishment enough for them. The other thing pissing me off this week is the fact I’m not allowed to believe that criticism of the Duchess of Sussex isn’t racist. As a white male I’m not entitled to make that opinion because it’s white privilege innit? Im just going to start reading the Daily Mail and be done with it...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/queen-hearing-aid-public-a4332486.html?amp Well that’s that then. She’s clearly finished!

Some people actually die on the same day they’ve been a passenger in a car. Crazy, right?

Next week she’ll be flying round the Universe in a fight against single use plastic...

He should think himself lucky he never put that 16 year old on his DDP. He’d never live it down...

There has been a rumour about Prince William having an affair for ages. Probably is true but nobody seems to care. If Prince Philip did die they would both be expected to return for the funeral. Even the Duke and Duchess of Windsor had to return for certain events and Wallis Simpson was arguably a more hated woman than Markle is today (even though I just listened to a black woman on newsnight say it’s racism and no white men have a right to say otherwise). Even though the Queen seems up for letting them get away with it, I still think the shiftless bastards should lose their titles!

Point taken. But I think it makes him an American-style paedo? Otherwise known as a pedo. :-D