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Prince Philip. Suddenly.

Apologies to @Deathray for misfiring at him. I was clearly just upset at the news that @Banshees Scream and @Rotten Ali have bowed out. What I would give to curse them just one last time...

Bullshit. This competition died years ago. I've looked at the picks floating about on these last few pages...and I know fuck all about most of them. Of course there are the death connoisseurs who would say that is down to me lack of research, if not education. If those so-called big names have vanished, its probably because all the fun has been sucked out of the competition. Us lesser deadpoolers - who largely stay within the parameters of picking real celebrities (with perhaps the occasional unknown face just to give a suggestion of competition) only really enter now out of force of habit. That, and the fact that every January I get to moan about all you cheating bastards who don't understand that a) its a celebrity Deadpool and b)its only supposed to be a bit of fun. If I ever get diagnosed with terminal cancer in October/November time, I'll be sure to do something utterly tragic just so my death gets a passing mention. Give you lot something to beat off over - somebody nobody has heard of is dying!

To be fair, when this kind of thing counts as a significant for a celebrity deathpool in your view, that's not really an endorsement of him being a major anything... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-42745531

Bob Dole.

I’ve been surviving. :-) Just about. Hope you are well. :-D

I could have you killed.

The term 'snowflake' when used by utter cunts.

I thought they were in Fraserburgh recently, but clearly I'm wrong. Rangers will be here on Sunday. Boarding up the windows and doors...

He was a nobody. In the grand scale of things. Anyone who gets famous for a cancer diary, is not properly famous...just sympathy famous. Not the same thing.

Had Alagiah gone public with his cancer before the new year he would probably be on the list. As for Steve Hewlett....he has nothing on George. He's a nobody.

Indy will never happen. After last time I will expect the Tory government to make a better job of rigging the vote.

If you check the profile of the Duke of Edinburgh when he was a young man, there is a clear family resemblance. And no, I am not suggesting that he is his father. You cunts.

John McCain...because he's clearly had his chips. Legitimate joke.

Nearly went with Arthur Scargill...