Windsor

Not people. Just one attention seeking cunt whose milking this for everything she can get. You could’ve died? You only broke your wrist you stupid bitch!

Have you considered that after 70 years of having to go to Church on Christmas Day maybe he just couldn’t be arsed?

To be fair he should consider giving up driving as it’s the second car crash he’s been involved in...the previous one being in 1997...

The Duke of Edinburgh will probably live to see 100. He is certainly more active and looks less frail than the Queen Mother ever was at 97, despite his retirement.

Ah flip. In which case Leslie Philips, Nobby Stiles and Sean Connery all move up a space and James Martin of Still Game fame takes number 23rd space.

13/50 for 2018. 2019 has been a rushed affair! 1. Leah Bracknell 2. Roberta McCain 3. Fernando Ricksen 4. Robert Mugabe 5. Abdelaziz Bouteflika 6. Clive James 7. Bob Dole 8. George P. Shultz 9. Glynis Johns 10. Dyke van Dyke 11. Linda Nolan 12. Prince Philip 13. Greg Gilbert 14. Kirk Douglas 15. John Williams 16. Katherine Jackson 17. Bill Turnbull 18. Barbara Windsor 19. Don King 20. Roberto Suazo Cordova 21. Leslie Phillips 22. Nobby Stiles 23. Sean Connery 24. Valerie Harper 25. Dame Vera Lynn 26. Lady Saltoun of Abernethy 27. Grand Duke Jean 28. Pope Benedict XVI 29. Lady Pamela Hicks 30. Buzz Aldrin 31. James Earl Jones 32. David Prowse 33. Desmond Tutu 34. Jacques Chiraq 35. Gordon Banks 36. Stirling Moss 37. Henry Kissenger 38. Emperor Akihito 39. Jimmy Carter 40. Willie Nelson 41. Walter Mondale 42. John McCririck 43. Olivia Newton-John 44. Mel Brooks 45. Yoko Ono 46. Louis Farrakhan 47. Tina Turner 48. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 49. Queen Paola of Belgium 50. Donald Trump.

Prince Philip. Suddenly.

Apologies to @Deathray for misfiring at him. I was clearly just upset at the news that @Banshees Scream and @Rotten Ali have bowed out. What I would give to curse them just one last time...

Bullshit. This competition died years ago. I've looked at the picks floating about on these last few pages...and I know fuck all about most of them. Of course there are the death connoisseurs who would say that is down to me lack of research, if not education. If those so-called big names have vanished, its probably because all the fun has been sucked out of the competition. Us lesser deadpoolers - who largely stay within the parameters of picking real celebrities (with perhaps the occasional unknown face just to give a suggestion of competition) only really enter now out of force of habit. That, and the fact that every January I get to moan about all you cheating bastards who don't understand that a) its a celebrity Deadpool and b)its only supposed to be a bit of fun. If I ever get diagnosed with terminal cancer in October/November time, I'll be sure to do something utterly tragic just so my death gets a passing mention. Give you lot something to beat off over - somebody nobody has heard of is dying!

To be fair, when this kind of thing counts as a significant for a celebrity deathpool in your view, that's not really an endorsement of him being a major anything... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-42745531

Bob Dole.

I’ve been surviving. :-) Just about. Hope you are well. :-D

I could have you killed.

The term 'snowflake' when used by utter cunts.

I thought they were in Fraserburgh recently, but clearly I'm wrong. Rangers will be here on Sunday. Boarding up the windows and doors...