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[Awful Anagrams]

"I'm gay"

HEY EVERYONE, NOTAPOTATO HAS SENSATIONALLY REVEILED HIS SEXUAL ORIANTATION!!

 

Would it have been to far to have started a new topic about it?

[Make yourself known]

Having heard 2 bombs go off fairly close by before, one the work of the IRA,

Thats got me thinking...

 

Did you plant the bombs and blame it on the IRA !!?

[Diego Maradona]

When will England and for that matter the world be rid of this obese monstrosity ?

You have 3 options:

 

1) When he dies.

 

2)When everyone in the world closes their eyes and holds their ears.

 

3) When he loses weight and stops bein a monstrosity.

 

Option 3 is least likely to happen.

[Make yourself known]

Listening to the Jakal I cant help thinking, 'you should move'.

[Elton John]

I HATE ELTON JOHN

 

so do i

he should

I'm not sure but I think this guest may be homophobic.

 

And by homophobic I'm not saying they are scared of gays.

[Pete Doherty]

You're all a bunch of F*****g c**ts.

It could be worse - we could be Pete Doherty fans.

[Pete Doherty]

So, acting upon alias' post - how long do you think you have left DL members?

In order to keep the thread relevant to the title do you think you will die before or after Pete Doherty?

[Ideas and Possibilities for 2006]

The former King of Afghanistan, King Zahir Shah (b.1914).

 

He suffered quite alot of intestinal problems back in 2004.

[Pete Doherty]

In all honesty, I expected to be dead by now.

[Ideas and Possibilities for 2006]

With any luck 103 will be Brooke Astors unlucky number.

[Zsa Zsa Gabor]

Shes probably just in for secret lypo or something.

Some people will use any excuse.

[Animal Antics]

Haha - reminds me of an episode of South Park with the cows committing suicide in the same manner.

[John Mills]

Anyway - back to the point.

Mills still isn't marked as dead

[John Mills]

I'm only posting this because I'm a traditionalist and want to be next to deadornot.

[Make yourself known]

Oh well...I supose we had better start making up crappy puns about whisky heads untimely death...

[Awful Anagrams]

General Pinochet = A NO ERECTING HELP

 

This prooves that he's fit and faking.

[DeathList database]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

I have a job thank you...I work in the kitchen of an Old peoples' Home.

[Awful Anagrams]

Ah, so I really am useless at this

[DeathList database]

King Fahd was born in 1923. He doesn't have long to go.

[Awful Anagrams]

You see everybody comes up with good ones and I'm stuck with this:

 

deadornot = dent a door

 

Is deadornot into door denting??

[Zsa Zsa Gabor]

Because I would date 87 year old over a 93 year old.

(I must stress that I'm being sarcastic)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor]

I've always wondered - why is Zsa Zsa Gabor always 6 years older in Deathlist?

In 2003 she was listed as being 93 meaning she was born in 1910 however wiki has her being born in 1916 making her 87 in 2003.

So is it an error or a running joke.

In honour of her 90th Birthday in 2006 she should definately be included on next years list.

[John Mills]

I dont mean to start up all arguements but why does John Mills not have an exclamation thing to indicate he's dead.

[Canadian schoolgirl killer Karla Homolka]

The authorities know her identity and whereabouts so I'm sure they're keeping an eye on her - If not I suggest wetrack her down and lock her in a room with some of our candidates.

[Ideas and Possibilities for 2006]

I've always wondered - why is Zsa Zsa Gabor always 6 years older in Deathlist?

In 2003 she was listed as being 93 meaning she was born in 1910 however wiki has her being born in 1916 making her 87 in 2003.

So is it an error or a running joke.

In honour of her 90th Birthday in 2006 she should definately be included on next years list.