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    Near misses 2006

    In every lifetime a Lidle Reign must fall.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2007

    OK I'll bite, name the famous person guaranteed to die in '07. thanks for the imformation, a famous person nailed on to die next year is saddam hussain, they are going to hang him next march, hope this might help on next years list!!!! Apart from the 297 mentions in the Saddam thread, http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...4&hl=saddam, there's ne'er a mention of him.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2007

    OK I'll bite, name the famous person guaranteed to die in '07.
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    Not Exactly Famous...

    Not sure why it's taken so long, but just did a google and the world and his wife seem to be reporting this chap's death today. He's been yabba-dabba-dead around 6 weeks, as noted in the above post (well done TF)! And they call themselves "News" channels! Very strange, that it has only come to mainstream prominence now. I liked this quote from The Sun, What they really mean is that he has only just made a press release, being lazy arsed journo's they never saw the earlier and far more quiet announcement.
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    Parting Shots

    I too vaguely remember this film and it's really been annoying me trying to work out what it was called. Could it be Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry?
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    Kim Jong-Il

    A 3.5-on-the-Richter-scale dud. That's either a small thermonuclear weapon, or enough HMX to compress the core of a gigantic thermonuclear weapon that, thankfully, failed to detonate. I don't see this as a fake, even if western media tries to portray it as such. We'll find out (maybe) in the next few days when trace radiation leaks from the site (or not). The top estimate is 15kt - about the same as Hiroshima. We're talking very small atomic. Compare that to Russia's biggest ever hydrogen test - 57-odd MT I doubt whether the Whitehouse will be quivering with fear tonight. No indeed not, the President will be well Cloistered in the event of trouble.
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    Parting Shots

    I'd like to Grant you that favour, but have no idea.
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    Where Have All The Ranters Gone?

    Time for a total guest lockout isn't it?
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    Dead Poets Society

    Snooker loopy Not exactly a poem, but rather appropriate given what's been happening. Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then, skrew back For the yellow green brown blue pink and black Snooker loopy nuts are we We're all snooker loopy Now ol' Milo as we all know's Got loadsa dappa suits London bred and he keeps his head 'Though he's got Italian roots Emotional but he keeps his cool 'Til he reaches the finals And whether he wins or whether he don't 'I always bite me eyeballs' Now our friend Den, hours he spent Down the snooker hall On the old green baize his mates seem amazed At skills with a snooker ball And them long shots, he never ever got Why? The old mind boggles But nowadays he pots the lot 'Cos I wear these goggles' Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then, skrew back For the yellow green brown blue pink and black Snooker loopy nuts are we We're all snooker loopy Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff In the valleys of the land of song And as the reds he puts to bed He likes to sing along And if I win he says with a grin It can only help me can't it I'll celebrate, I'll buy another eight 'Hairbrushes for me barnet' Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone And his mates all take the rise His opponent said cover up his head Cos it's shining in my eyes When the light shines down on his bare crown It's a cert he's gonna walk it It's just not fair giving off that glare 'Perhaps I ought to chalk it' Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then, skrew back For the yellow green brown blue pink and black Snooker loopy nuts are we We're all snooker loopy Now Steve last year come very near To winning the snooker crown But he never got to put it on his ginger nut Cos the black ball wouldn't go down His manager of all said 'Sod that ball' But it helped him make his mind up Now he don't care who wins this year 'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up' Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then, skrew back For the yellow green brown blue pink and black Snooker loopy nuts are we We're all snooker loopy Snooker loopy nuts are we Me and him and them and me We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds then, skrew back For the yellow green brown blue pink and black Snooker loopy nuts are we We're all snooker loopy Snooker loopy nuts are we We're all snooker loopy Snooker loopy nuts are we..... We're all snooker loopy
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    Parting Shots

    The big shoot-out scene in The Wild Bunch is another favourite of mine. Lovely slo-mo deaths.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2006

    Congrats to Ready, Steady, Deady on picking this fine fellow of whom I have never heard.
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    Paul Hunter

    A moving tribute to Paul "snooker legend" Hunter, Get those hankies ready ranters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL94_lZ5-Q
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    Where Have All The Ranters Gone?

    You could use this Belgian Eddy as your avatar. Not morbid, but rather disturbing.
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    Paul Hunter

    No we're not. Some of us are d**ks. Ducks?
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    Where Have All The Ranters Gone?

    Is there such a thing as a nice Nazi expression?
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    Paul Hunter

    Goodnight dear ranters, time for me to pass some time "in the arms of Morpheus".* *Now that does sound homoerotic.
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    Paul Hunter

    How can you miss him when I bet never even knew him?
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    Paul Hunter

    An unusual hobby, but each to their own. Oh look, no personal details in your profile, feeling embarassed about being part of a sad case forum like this? Where did it say anything about hobbies? Oh look, no personal details in your rants, feeling embarrassed about being a retard?
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    Paul Hunter

    An unusual hobby, but each to their own.
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    Paul Hunter

    The rot set in before '97, when people started to lay flowers at sites of fatal road accidents or murder locations. Now you have the phenomenon of the grief tourist, who goes out of their way to lay flowers at these sites. I blame the modern news media and all their revolting emoting.
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    Paul Hunter

    Stumble upon a lot of homoerotic forums do you?
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    Avatars

    Generally dogs are so much more pleasant than most Gods.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2006

    We know you're not gloating FF, or at least trying your best not to, but this must take you in to the DDP lead. Congratulations. No it's still Go Fish in the lead, but not by much. Congrats ff, now for Ross Davidson maybe?
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    Parting Shots

    Edward Woodward's demise in The Wicker Man was pretty hot.
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    Baseball

    Baseball is everywhere, but the UK. Pretty much. Everywhere apart from Europe, Africa and the asian subcontinent. The only truly global game is football (soccer). Not according to this post. In terms of professional leagues then I'm right it's football*. In terms of participation then who knows, is fishing really a sport? Maybe it is for some, but for others it's a means of survival. *I have absolutely no idea if this is true or not, but it sounds as though it should be.
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