Tempus Fugit

Bruno if thou were a lab, I'd love thee like an errant child. Oh buggery bugger that was me thou dost know.

You're just trying to cheer me up Vinegar Tits, well it's worked. Come on Robbie, raise the blade, make the change.

I'm not drunk Tempus Fugit, it really happened. But I can't decline your reasonable invitation to be intoxicated. Tommorow will be one good time. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, but alas it never comes. Seize today by the throat and insist that it imbibes.

You're pished, if not you bloody should be.

Ah, I remember it well. The best of times, the worst of times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_o0oIHdsVw Guilty

No chance DDT, the Barrymore will never self destruct, far too vain.

Not forgetting our Scandinavian friends, amongst whom suicide is practically a national sport, during the dark months anyways.

I thought it was GP's and farmers who had the highest suicide rate. Still I'm very much hoping that the bearded one (shudder) will one day decide to kill himself, fat chance really.

I concur. In the words of Riff Clichard, "Congratulations, and celebrations"

If you make the playing of a certain song a condition of any inheritance, then your wishes are quite likely to be adhered to. From what I understand, even such a stipulation is not legally binding. Like the whole Hollywood movie concept of to inherit x million pounds you must marry within the year etc.... Entirely legally non-enforcable. Though I don't have any facts currently to hand to back this assertion up. I have no idea either, but one should never let the lack of facts get in the way, push on, push on. Jolly boating weather and a hay harvest breeze, if you know what I mean.

If you make the playing of a certain song a condition of any inheritance, then your wishes are quite likely to be adhered to. No sarkiness was intended ie+, I really don't believe the BBC on so many of these type of stories.

He is the patron saint of suburbia.

Well if they start on Slough, me and Betjeman are all for it.

TF - by no means do I question your sources. However, given the demographics of those dying at the moment, I would assume the most popular funereal song to be Sinatra's I Did it My Way. Bit of a cliche of course, but then most older people are. You're quite right to be sceptical ie+, I never believe the BBC on these crucial matters.

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Most popular song played at UK funerals is no longer Angels, but James Blunts Goodbye My Lover

I feel the same way about your President's clownish actions. Unfortunately his foreign policy seems to have contaminated ours. We're trying to cut out the source of that infection, a nasty little organism called Blair. Though it's proving very resilient.

Americans trying to tell us the correct usage of our own language. Sorry, I don't speak "British". Now, Scots, on the other hand... I don't speak Britisher either, bloody pompous twits all of them. The Scots are so marvellously ethnic and yet reassuringly, predominantly white. Super.

George Melly, one thing I know is that he shall not be 'round much longer. The bi - sexual and somewhat popular black music man is sufferin from what is said to be lung cancer. For Christmas this year I expect to hear jingle bells of Deathlist, celebrating the speed of rapid success. Are you saying Melly is black? or are you saying he performs in a music genre of black origin?

Unusual indeed, most Californians are usually talking vegetables.

George has gone silent of late (amen for small mercies), could the end be nigh for old Melly? Has he of the flamboyant finery finally finished? Or is this just a timely temporary time-out?

Americans trying to tell us the correct usage of our own language.

No it didn't go well, good job I had a bucket nearby, the vomit was copious.

A BBC camera operator on "fairly low money" no such thing.

I thought it was GangBangers #23: Lizzie Bolden gets nasty.