Tempus Fugit

Are you from Barcelona?

It aint your birthday Bruno, we both know that.

Instead of the deer and bears couldn't you instead shoot the mammals who currently make up your political administration. A far more challenging and useful hobby. None of them have come by and the Democrats are even worse anyway. Well you could always give a monarchy a try, we've got plenty of spare ones you could have cheap. Thanks TF but our papparazzi are already too busy with Michael Jackson, Brangelina, etc. We'd have to add about four or five new tabloids if we had a monarchy. If you had a monarchy you wouldn't need the likes of Jackson and Brangelina (?). A monarchy gives a nation gravitas and an enduring legacy. You could have Prince Harry, OK he's a ginger with a penchant for Nazi uniforms, but think of the entertainment value he offers. Just give him a palace and a nice income and he'll do whatever you require, cheaper than a Presidency and no bothersome elections. Monarchy, you know it makes sense.

Damn! if only I had Quicktime, or the will to download it.

Golden age, golden shower of vitriol more like.

Bloody hell! Curiouser and curiouser...it seems the kid has a hard road to hoe, and Scotland isn't exactly a place conducive to happiness, is it? I mean, I got so depressed when I was there I nearly drove into Loch Katrine, on purpose! You should learn your surroundings before you start mouthing off. That comment in likely to cause more upset to you than it will to me... And now you're going to tell me that Aberdeen isn't in Scotland? Or Loch Katrine isn't either? I have actually been to Scotland, and Loch Katrine is actually there, and I'm pretty sure Aberdeen is too, although I haven't been there, and if you don't live in Aberdeen, don't blame me , as it was Geronimo who said you did...always looking for an excuse, aren't you...as for mouthing off, I thought you would have won prizes for it by now...and, btw, bite me... Oh no, I wasn't saying that. I was merely warning you not to mouth off about Scotland as many of the most popular members live in or have links with country. They are also more passionate about their country than I am. Mostly because they don't actually live there anymore (Connery syndrome).

A couple of weeks old news, Suharto attended his grandson's wedding and was said to look healthy.

I particularly liked this bit of his Wiki page, There's Panorama programme on BBC one tonight called Sex crimes and the Vatican. Sounds like Father Ted had it spot on about the Catholic church.

Instead of the deer and bears couldn't you instead shoot the mammals who currently make up your political administration. A far more challenging and useful hobby. None of them have come by and the Democrats are even worse anyway. Well you could always give a monarchy a try, we've got plenty of spare ones you could have cheap.

Dame Vera still busy with Guinea Pigs. She's not likely to join the choir invisible anytime soon.

Instead of the deer and bears couldn't you instead shoot the mammals who currently make up your political administration. A far more challenging and useful hobby.

...and after waiting for 23 years, now he's Quit So who's next for the Countdown hotseat? Jim Bowen. Janet Street Porter.

Spy and traitor George Blake is according to his Russian publisher seriously ill.

Straight out of the womb paintbrush in hand.

I think it couldn't.

Not an ironic death, but one of the 7/7 victims jobs before the attack, was to help assess London's vulnerability to a terrorist attack. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/5393804.stm

Well I've been killing a bottle of gin for the past few hours, I'm a knob who stared the deaf in the face and spit... Tiramisu at your persil.

Sally Gray is no longer a candidate, I'm afraid Sally Gray's name didn't ring any bells for me, but then reading her obit I saw she was in Green For Danger starring the superb Alistair Sim. I must have seen that film loads of times a reel classic.

A last minute reprieve could be on the cards CP, don't count your corpses until they're in their coffins.

Israel no longer targetting Hassan Nasrallah, they don't want the bad publicity. Bit late for that really.

Surely we need an injection of Death into DeathList.

D- Must try harder.

Lose your head whilst letting it all hang out.

We can but hope so. The only appropriate demise for Dick would be if he were murdered whilst holidaying on the Devon canals. His body being discovered in a lock.

I reckon Hadlee would definately get a UK obit OoO. The Times always wax lyrical about old cricketers who leave the crease. We'll soon find out anyway. Got 'im!!!! Walter Hadlee went this morning in his nervous nineties. Sadness and Sympathies to the family... Howzat! Is surely the proper term. Poor Walter didn't make his century.