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    Near misses 2006

    Jazz is awful rubbish, good riddance to him and his sodding trombone. He can rejoin Ted Heath and annoy the angels with their discordant racket.
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    PW Botha

    His odds of getting HIV from that encounter are about 1000 to 1, so he's not so far wrong.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I sort of agree. Can't they just rage in the Drunken Fights thread? Not all of the members here are drunkards and we too need a place to vent verbosely. Surely Bent Serf you do that in every thread you post in.
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    PW Botha

    Are you suggesting human life is more important than football....HERETIC!!!!! At least by spending money on stadiums it will be obvious if the ANC is diverting money towards overseas bank accounts for corupt officals. The AIDS programmes in SA are a joke. Mbeki publicly said that the HIV virus and AIDS were not connected. Also J.Zuma, head of one of the AIDS programmes claimed that he showered after having sex with a HIV positive women saying he thought this would prevent him getting aids. And if you are really desperate you can take the advice of SA health minister and eat garlic. She claims that this will prevent you getting aids. If you're going to make claims like that be so good as to provide a link to a reputable news source, so we can all see the veracity of said statements. Otherwise be so good as to FUCKOFF. Kind regards, Tempus Fugit. Mr Tempus Fugit - these claims are very real . Unfortunately our country is run by some seriously dumb people. So you just F**k OFF. OK? Unlike the good old USA then, Any chance of those links then to prove your statements? Not that I doubt them, coming from such a reputable source as yourself
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    What is the purpose of this pointless pinned thread, I can't remember the last time an irate visitor posted anything here. It's just full of waffle from members, time it was unpinned and allowed to disappear.
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    Martin O'Neill

    I disagree. This thread didn't have a purpose to serve. Locked with pleasure. I think I'll delete it too in a bit. Unlike this thread then. At least in between the bickering, the O'Grady thread had relevant health information posted. I call a thread about a celebrity who has had two heart attacks pretty relevant. Fair enough. Perhaps we could save the relevant bits and stick them together to make a new thread. Now if you're going to start deleting all the irrelevant bits they'll be preciuos little left on the forum.
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    Martin O'Neill

    I disagree. This thread didn't have a purpose to serve. Locked with pleasure. I think I'll delete it too in a bit. Unlike this thread then. At least in between the bickering, the O'Grady thread had relevant health information posted. I call a thread about a celebrity who has had two heart attacks pretty relevant.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    Congratulations Windsor on your 1st DeathList anniversary
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    Football

    Ronaldo played Rooney perfectly, Rooney like the prat he is took the bait. England were sh*t from the start of the tournament until the end, they showed nothing but mediocrity.
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    Fred Trueman

    Fred's dead http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/5136580.stm Less than a month ago this press report said he was "progressing nicely" http://www.yorkshiretoday.co.uk/ViewArticl...ticleID=1540689
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    Paul O'Grady

    Looks like he's had another heart attack, so he could be worth consideration depending on the severity. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5135750.stm I started this new thread because the other Paul O'Grady one is locked, can they be merged please. [Topics merged - ff]
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    Docter Docter!

    The Hoff in panto I'd rather watch a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor.
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    PW Botha

    Are you suggesting human life is more important than football....HERETIC!!!!! At least by spending money on stadiums it will be obvious if the ANC is diverting money towards overseas bank accounts for corupt officals. The AIDS programmes in SA are a joke. Mbeki publicly said that the HIV virus and AIDS were not connected. Also J.Zuma, head of one of the AIDS programmes claimed that he showered after having sex with a HIV positive women saying he thought this would prevent him getting aids. And if you are really desperate you can take the advice of SA health minister and eat garlic. She claims that this will prevent you getting aids. If you're going to make claims like that be so good as to provide a link to a reputable news source, so we can all see the veracity of said statements. Otherwise be so good as to FUCKOFF. Kind regards, Tempus Fugit.
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    Mahmoud Abbas

    They probably feel the same way about dour Fraserborough students maybe you should start the Fraserborough branch of Hamas.
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    Brinsworth House and Denville Hall

    Definitely you should Dan even if you are just a bullshitter. although claiming to be Dickie O's waiter would be a bizarre piece of bullshitting.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2007

    Khaled Meshaal the Top leader of Hamas' military-wing and wanted dead by the Israelis. Currently exiled in Syria, I don't think it will be too much longer before he's a goner.
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    Frosties Kid

    Or even in a bowl.
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    Room 101

    Would you want Patricia Hewitt visiting you in hospital? That would finish off the weaker ones, still one way to clear out the bed-blockers.
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    Room 101

    Well I'll be damned. The Dutch government resigned yesterday. Rejoice! (x3) regards, Hein You could try replacing them with a 5lb wheel of Gouda, bound to be an improvement.
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    Room 101

    Thankyou TLC, I thought I was the only person in Britain who hates this so called 'comedy' with a passion, you have just restored a small (very tiny) bit of my faith in humanity. May I also add 'The Office' I'm sure I'm the only person in the world that thinks this programme is complete shite . No I can't stand it either or "Extras" which was even worse, Gervais is an overrated twat.
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    Room 101

    I couldn't agree more. Bloody awful, although the writer is a local legend, or was before he stopped drinking and found Jesus. I'd like to add to the list anyone who uses the words 'clean' and 'green' in conjunction with matters environmental, along with musicians who stop drinking and find Jesus. What about Jesus's who stop drinking and find music.
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    Not Exactly Famous...

    Wing Commander George Unwin Battle of Britain flying ace, who started out as an RAF clerk. Dead aged 93.
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    Caption Competitions

    "Scouting for Boys" was Adolfs favourite read. He couldn't wait to get his troop into some leather Lederhosen.
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    Animal Antics

    Well Moose has now gotten over 200 obits, including one from the BBC, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5124104.stm I wonder if he would have qualified as a DDP pick?
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    Room 101

    Most DVD players can be made region free, by a simple hack, but doing this does invalidate your warranty. What's the make and model number of your player?
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