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Everything posted by Tempus Fugit
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They are a bit of a pain in the arse, but I usually say "Sorry, there's no one by that name living at this address" which is basically correct, as they don't pronounce my name correctly in the first place as they are probably phoning from Pakistan/India/China/Hong Kong/Taiwan/ you get my drift. Alternatively, put on a very bad st.....st...st...st...st...st..stammer, they'll get so fed up with you, they'll hang up. I usually just tell them to F*CK OFF That's exactly what my neighbour tells them* ( Your name isn't Ron by any chance?) * Witnessed by 3 of us An acquaintance of mine threatens to set fire to their pubic hair. Thankfully my name isn't Ron, a small mercy I am grateful for. If you know the name of the company that is plaguing you, try phoning their head office, ask to speak to a PR person and then tell them to F*CK OFF, and say if you ever receive another call from their company you will pay them a visit in person to fully express your ire. Register your phone number free with TPS, we did this last year and no longer receive these phone calls. I am registered with TPS, but it doesn't cover calls originating from outside the UK.
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They are a bit of a pain in the arse, but I usually say "Sorry, there's no one by that name living at this address" which is basically correct, as they don't pronounce my name correctly in the first place as they are probably phoning from Pakistan/India/China/Hong Kong/Taiwan/ you get my drift. Alternatively, put on a very bad st.....st...st...st...st...st..stammer, they'll get so fed up with you, they'll hang up. I usually just tell them to F*CK OFF That's exactly what my neighbour tells them* ( Your name isn't Ron by any chance?) * Witnessed by 3 of us An acquaintance of mine threatens to set fire to their pubic hair. Thankfully my name isn't Ron, a small mercy I am grateful for. If you know the name of the company that is plaguing you, try phoning their head office, ask to speak to a PR person and then tell them to F*CK OFF, and say if you ever receive another call from their company you will pay them a visit in person to fully express your ire.
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They are a bit of a pain in the arse, but I usually say "Sorry, there's no one by that name living at this address" which is basically correct, as they don't pronounce my name correctly in the first place as they are probably phoning from Pakistan/India/China/Hong Kong/Taiwan/ you get my drift. Alternatively, put on a very bad st.....st...st...st...st...st..stammer, they'll get so fed up with you, they'll hang up. I usually just tell them to F*CK OFF
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Tempus Fugit replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
How bright would you shine? My Results: You are a whole lot of black. You are the last dying flicker of light just before the universe expires. -
You could say the same thing about children.
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Weather forecasters who insist on giving their opinions about the weather. They may find sunny weather "glorious" but not everybody likes it, just give me the facts not your sodding views.
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I can't see Maggie dying soon, she wouldn't want to miss the 25th anniversary of the Falkland's victory, big celebrations are planned next June.
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... That one was Charles de Gaulle. And no, I didn't look it up 246 varieties that's nothing, Tony Blair governs a country with over 700 varieties of cheese. http://www.britishcheese.com/
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12 time Grammy Award winning record producer Arif Mardin, has died aged 74 from pancreatic cancer.
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Saw this on b3ta thougfht it was worth putting here, You Tube video of "See Emily Play" I wonder where it was filmed.
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Tempus Fugit replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Donate 37 billion dollars to charity, if that doesn't buy you in to heaven nothing will. -
Good to see some 'old school' rugger style 'biffo' for a change. Also nice to see enjoyed the game Tempus, hasn't your opinion of football changed somewhat? I do loathe League football, doesn't interest me at all, but big sporting occasions such as the World Cup can be quite entertaining. Especially during the knockout phase, as a neutral I just enjoy a good spectacle. Which was more than adequately provided for in that particular match.
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With Kenneth Griffith's death, "They're Dead, Y'Know!" goes into third place, I think. Congrats to them a good unique pick.
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Portugal 1 Netherlands 0 What a fabulously bad tempered game that was, four players sent off, 16 yellow cards, equalling the record for a World Cup match. All it needed was for a mass fist fight to break out, that ref was somewhat of a yellow card nutter, still it made for interesting viewing. All those Portuguese yellow cards are good news for England.
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Damn, now you know why I dont have any hits on my DDP nor my HDP. OK then, how about Portugal - v - Holland? Portugal 0 Holland 3 (apologies in advance to MH, just in case) Portugal 2 - Netherlands 1 After extra time.
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Isn't Rooney just a shaved chimp, or is that insulting to chimps?
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Definitely the best match so far, as expected the South Americans beat the North Americans, although it was slightly spoilt by some dodgy refereeing decisions.
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Tempus Fugit replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You Should Spend Your Summer in the Mountains You're quiet, introspective, and a great thinker. You need a summer vacation that gets you away from the crowds and the heat. So retreat to the mountains, where you can clear your head. Where Should You Spend Your Summer? -
Deutschland, Deutschland über Schweden! They looked bloody good.
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Tempus Fugit replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Drink counterfeit alcohol, it kills 42,000 Russians per year apparently. -
Byron Nelson, he's a bit of a sleeper.
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Yes a good write up, apart from the misuse of "begs the question". I was, of course, applying "modern usage" Wikipedia - Begging the question Next it will be American spelling, it's the slippery slope GR.
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Yes a good write up, apart from the misuse of "begs the question".
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That link doesn't work, IMDB biog this one should. Aaron Spelling was the king of trash TV, I wouldn't want to watch any of the shows on that list.