Tempus Fugit

How about a late night special of "Last of the Summer Wine" with Dunny guest starring as a Tourettes sufferer.

But Wonder has always been blind - a degradation in eye-sight could be a symptom of many potentially debilitating illnesses. Or it could be just old age. I for one would be happy if Dunny kept dodging the reaper for many more years.

Look at Live Nude Cats.

That's road rage for you. Why can't they play nice.

You tease, I thought Estelle had died for a second there.

When you reported that to the police I bet you didn't mention DeathList.

Confession is good for the soul, denial is good for staying out of prison, except if you're David Irving. I deny that I have denied anything.

Quite right, those Austrian bastards. Who are they to lecture anyone on this subject, Holocaust memorial day is also a joke. It shouldn't be so specific, it should be a Genocide memorial day.

Um..... I live in Wales. I don't. I live somewhere else. Wales is very hilly isn't it? Lots of sheep too.

I'm Welsh on my father's side. Plus I was born on St. Davids' Day & my surname is as Welsh as they come. I thought this thread would be about aging Welsh film people, like Kenneth Griffith, but obviously not... Yes this really is a pointless One among many such pointless

I think there should be a rule on the DDP requiring a minimum of two national UK obituaries, otherwise someone working for a newspapers online edition could easily slip in obituaries of their choice. A surefire way to win the DDP.

Isn't it about time this thread was unpinned, it has surely served its purpose by now.

Shouldn't this whole thread be relocated to the Joke Thread, where it rightly belongs.

How would you know what hookers have?

Maybe you should change your user name to" The Paedofinder General".

Ronnie, please tell me you didn't spend the whole of Valentine's evening alone in front of the computer, posting snidey little remarks aimed at people you don't even know? As I said almost 2 years ago when you first started banging on about the DDP definition of "famous", I'm open to suggestions. I'm still waiting...either come up with something better or change the record. If you really wanted to set higher standards you could insist on a BBC obituary.

What kind of deathlist site to you guys think you're running if didn't even add Katsulas to your list. His deadly cancer was a well-known news for the whole year 2005! As far as I can tell this person hasn't even got a UK obituary, so definitely not up to DeathList standards.

If Wikipedia isn't for you, then try the Uncyclopedia. Where nonsense really is welcome. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

This has to be one of the craziest people I've seen. Mad, Christian, lard arse nutter here. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176

Cheney's victim leaves hospital, nice bit of bruising.

It's a conspiracy I tell you, they're gathering the evidence against us.

Is f*****t a censored word or was that self censorship? Edit: Apparentely not. I've censored it myself to preserve DL's wholesome reputation. Fucknut isn't, But I think Lady Die meant Fu*kwit.

I like that game, simple yet as you say strangely addictive. My best so far 1033. Just got 2,282

Raymond J Mauer, writer of the classic US cold war Civil Defense film "Duck and Cover", has died aged 89. The film can be viewed here.

The 30th of Feb. Today is indeed my Birthday. Thank you all for your birthday greetings, I shall consume numerous gin and tonics to mark the fact I'm now closer to forty than thirty.