Tempus Fugit

If you can find 20 really cancerous celebs then good luck to you. Remember though that cancer patients are surviving more often and even terminal cancer sufferers are living longer than ever.

Yep, it's in the Death links thread. Brighten my day! You evil fiend. Those teeth should be classed as an offensive weapon.

Is he in ill-health though? People have a bad habit of picking people who are simply old which, although being a better strategy than picking people are simply young, still isn't as good as picking the infirm. Ah yes the infirm, like Ronnie Biggs or Pope JPII, who lingered for years. Unless it's a terminal illness, you never can tell when they'll drop.

I think you can be pretty sure he'll still get an obit, after all he will have been a former Emir, however briefly. I doubt he'd be famous enogh for DL though, as an abdicated Emir.

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Felt sorry for poor old Byron Nelson, with only 10 posts. So decided to look him up on Google images for all those people who haven't a clue what he looks like, ..... Byron then...............and Byron now, pictured with his much younger wife Peggy.

You first, Congrats/commiserations Banshees, A DeathList "Lifer". Abandon all hope. It saves time in the long run.

Inflicting unnaturally shiny white teeth on an unsuspecting and ill prepared British public. The bastards.

Those Von Trapp bastards have got a lot to answer for, If only the Nazi's had got 'em, then that god awful musical would never have been made.

I mentioned him last year in the Ideas and possibilities for '06 thread, http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...indpost&p=24147 I agree he would be a good choice, definitely famous enough, in the UK anyway.

Found this on B3TA,

That was Ian smiths son.

Lovely story! regards, Hein "We made our way to the bar to check out the drink selections. After making sure that we weren't mooching on an open bar tab (hey, we've got some standards)," When I read that I couldn't see the point of crashing a wake if there wasn't any free drinks involved.

I think someone should send an email to Ray Donn, Get him to pass the good news on to Dickie O'. He's back on top again.

written by "King Dickie"...... you dont think its him do you ? ..... lets face it...he must have visited this thread.....just about every one else has I bet that Dickie O' has popped onto DeathList, He can't exactly be busy, it must help him pass the time, surfing the web for references to himself. Now if only he could be persuaded to register, DeathList would have its first known celebrity member.

I see they got some pictures of the Christmas cabaret at Brinsworth. I notice that all the photos are copyright of Ray Donn. So I won't put them on here, you'll have to click on the link.

I hope the carcass was given to the Japanese embassy, would be a shame to waste all that yummy whale meat.

Laurentiis is missing an i in this thread title. Poor chap.

Only when they get a lifetime achievement award at the Oscars, are they close to death. The Golden Globes are second rate awards, Tony Hopkins has years left in him, mind you his past alcoholism must have done some damage.

al-Zarqawi is still going strong according to this article. If the US forces can't kill or capture this man when he's right under their noses it doesn't bode well for Iraq's future.

And I'm still the leader, Yay. I'd forgotten that Rugova was in my team.

The DDP's very own Rude Kid, http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...findpost&p=6214

Fair enough BS, I am the architect of my own folly. An Oscar winning performance you might say.

Donor kebab? Surely you don't mean this kind of donor? I'd definitely require a little drinky before asking for one of those in pitta bread with salad and sauce! Imagine my embarrassment, but at least I have good old alcohol for an excuse. Anyways who knows what goes into those kebabs, I might be closer than you imagine