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Aussie elite mountain biker and former world solo 24-hour champion James Williamson died while competing in South Africa. Well, not really, he died in his sleep apparently.

Bob Irwin, Steve's dad, has been rushed to hospital after suffering a heart attack, for anyone playing along at home.

OMG, there's two of 'em.

Disambiguation: The People's Poet

Aussie Cricket Vice Captain Michael Clarke and Lara "Where the Bloody Hell are ya?" Bingle split. Very much the poor-man's Posh and Becks. The split comes after a naked shower pic of her snapped by her boofhead Aussie Rules playing married ex-boyfriend did the rounds.

or Saadi, the chap that used to be a professional 'football player' - which means that he bought a smashing total of ten minutes of playtime during his four-year-carreer with Udinese, Perugia and Sampdoria. What a nice bunch of chaps they are. I'll bet their mother is very proud of them all. I wonder which one's the favourite.

Is it an empty tube? I thought it had a vacuum in it, a Dyson or Hoover perhaps. It's not empty. In the words of Dave: "My God, it's full of stars."

That's your opinion - but to each his own. How about .. I just wanted to say that if you would like to find out who I wanted to thank, my website is www.(I think you get my point).com. And hey Welshman, what have I done to you? .. I've never met your mother. Come on, why can't we all just get along? Just calling it like I see it Banshee. If someone got up on the podium and thanked noone but themselves, then that'd be my opinion of them.

Some of the comments are priceless: "respect the comedian for using words that may atagonise the viewers" [sic].

That's probably the least stylish, most self-centred and biggest tosspot way to do it.

Jesus, if these names are what you reckon are the biggest deaths of the decade, then there's something seriously wrong with your world view. Wacko and JP2.0 might make some peoples' lists, but the rest? PS Given that you think they were so world-shatteringly important, then I'd have thought that you'd at least be able to spell their names correctly. FAIL.