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The same place Gods come from in your supposition.

No, you have been moved to a more appropriate thread. sorry but can someone explain what that means It means your posts have been moved to a thread that is more appropriate for them than here, which Lady Grendel has graciously included in her post. To do this, click the underlined text, which is a hyperlink, to go to that thread. To achieve this, you will need to move your pointer on the screen to the underlined word by using your mouse or other computer user interface hardware. You most probably have to move this device using a combination of hand and arm movement. Once your pointer has moved to the link, use a finger to press and release your primary click button with a combination of flexing and relaxing the muscle in said digit. Your browser should then correctly determine that you wish to navigate to the URL identified in the hyperlink, and issue an HTTP get request, which through the magic of the internet, is sent via your ISP to the super secret server room at DL-Towers, where the enigma machine transcodes it to sheet music notation and is hand delivered by Oompaloompahs to GR himself. Using little more than a paper punch, GR chisels out a deck of punched cards that are run the through the Difference Engine, which interfaces seamlessly with DL's ZX81, HAL 9000 and Cyberdyne servers, which then post the HTTP request back to be subsequently rendered by your web browser. Once it has completed that operation, you must then move your eyes and head, and focus on the appropriate part of the screen. At that point, you may wish to begin reading, taking in the text from left to right, top to bottom. I hope that helps. If you need any more explanation than that, then I suggest you return your computer to the shop for the full f'uckwit refund, kick your old headmaster in the balls, and slap your parents.

yummy...the smell of gin, vomit and dried seamen with a hint of cinnamon. Dried seamen? That's a misspelling worthy of Captain Pugwash and his trusty sidekick Seaman Staynes.

As opposed to your mother, who allegedly charges a fiver. Kids ride for half price on school days.

...You are obviously young(ish) English, poorly educated and a c*nt. And don't forget: Illiterate and a cockjockey.

It means that your spelling looks like someone sending a spam email. Spell properly and everything will be okay. Continue to spell like a cockjockey and you'll continue to look like one.

Dunno, but there'd be a high proportion of f'uckwits caused by accidents.

Here, let me paraphrase... I have been coming here for years to read what others contribute, but I couldn't be arsed posting anything because I was happy to just sponge off others. I would be happy for GR to update the homepage once a month, you know, like every four weeks, but I mean, it's taking him weeks. Sometimes it can be as many as four! I know I said I'd be happy with that, but, for God's sake, I said that, like over a sentence ago! I won't be coming back to a website that's updated as often as I said I'd be happy with. I mean, it's just ridiculous that things aren't done quicker than I want when I've contributed so much over the years in this single post. I'm calling for GR to stop putting in more effort than me, and force someone else to jump to my tune and be on call at a moment's notice to update it instantaneously. I won't know whether he has or even care, because I'm so annoyed I won't be coming back. It's all too much effort to actually come back, and heaven forbid that I contribute anything. That's be waaaay too much work for a whinging sponger like me. And by the way, I''m going to whack in some useless analogy about US bus drivers, because that's the breadth of my vision for describing people who I consider do more work than me but are fair game for derision. Probably because I secretly wanted to be one, but it's too much like hard work. Still, the uniforms, the authority, the way they open and close that door with their big handle... ooh, yeah. Uniform... handle... authority.. ooh, baby. Erm, uh, anyway, I'll apologise for my rant because I'm too weak-willed to even stick by the one conviction that's driven me to post my first message. I think I need to have a lie down now. There, that's better. Hopefully you'll register and stick around. We need more ranters and whinging pratts around here. Every village needs an idiot, and we seem to have misplaced ours.

Whoa-oh, the hokey pokey, whoa-oh, the hoke, pokey, you put your whole self in...

The Humboldt Squid are top of the food chain again.

I must admit, that's not exactly the first thing that sprang to my mind. Although to be fair, I haven't yet wondered if Pete Doherty's shooting blanks either.

Your last name isn't Scream is it? Doubtful, but I've never seen so much winking over the thought of LB, a hairbrush and some fingering. Stop winking or you'll go blind.

In sad times like these, LFN, it's best to comfort yourself with happy thoughts. Like Brave Jade and how she captured a nation's hearts. Remember, every story has a happy ending.

Is removing someone who's in a coma from hospital not ever so slightly pointless? Surely he'd be better off staying in. He might not benefit, but deadpoolers around the world have renewed hope.

It would be very tidy, though. Not as tidy as a world with just gay men... Oooh, dunno about that. There'd be a right mess if millions of them stumbled out of their respective closets at the same time. But I bet their uphill gardens would look just peachy. And bar rooms would be neat and tidy, because all stools would be pushed in. All the way.

To paraphrase Cloughie, I think it was... I make it rule to never comment on English cricketers, and I'm not going to break it for those timewasting cheats.

if Ted Kennedy dies this year, many in the USA would probably argue his death is more significant in their US-centric world-view than MJ's simply b/c he's been such a prominent and influential US politician for decades who shaped the law and public policy in the USA. But they'd be morons, because, like him or not, Michael Jackson was truly world-famous. Ahhh...you have a very good point here. and for the record, I think MJ's death is much more significant than Ted Kennedy (if Ted were to pass away this year). MJ is a beloved worldwide icon; Ted Kennedy is respected amongst a limited audience of elite, highly educated Americans. Now here's another name to consider: Margaret Thatcher. I'm sure that if she were to die this year, you'd be very hard pressed not to consider her at least a contender for most significant death of 2009. ...and, no doubt, the most celebrated. I know I'll be up for a beer when she expires.

Nine out of ten Chefs dislike surveys too. That's why they stopped Galluping Gourmets. Coat on; leaving now.

if Ted Kennedy dies this year, many in the USA would probably argue his death is more significant in their US-centric world-view than MJ's simply b/c he's been such a prominent and influential US politician for decades who shaped the law and public policy in the USA. But they'd be morons, because, like him or not, Michael Jackson was truly world-famous.

She done a cracking job in Planet of the Apes though. That's a bit rough to refer to Michael Jackson's Memorial concert and associated hangers-on/limelight stealers/perenial media whores as Planet of the Apes.

I wonder on what odds you'd get on all that happening. Where's Armitage when you need him? Pah, that's nothing special. I've seen it all before.

Just saying what exactly? I'd hate for there to be any ambiguity around your post once the results are known. Do spell it out CR -- are you predicting a 2-1 win to the Poms?

Well it's certainly not a Phil Spector.

You must be using IE 8, Mono. F12 is an IE hotkey to the IE developer tools window. Sorry, but it won't break The Internetz, but if you follow the white rabbit, it does give access to a Matrix Telephone, in case you want to bug out to the real world for a while.

Blimey, I'd never had picked you as an MI-6 man, HMBWA. You never can tell these days. I mean, I know there's a few ex-KGB staffers in the Mod team, and Mossad regularly troll the Irate Vistor thread, but MI-6? Who'da thunk it.