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Duller link Henceforth I shall be using milliards, billiards and trilliards whenever a geeky opportunity presents.

On the topic of comedy that divides groups right down the line into people that piss their pants laughing, and other that remain unmoved and slightly confused by the other group -- The Flight of The Conchords sees me happily warming myself in the first group, and my wife muttering to herself in the latter. And for the record, I like both versions of The Office.

"Common treatments for hysterical women, and they were invariably women, included opium, the removal of the clitoris and incarceration."

Spot the Peach

One for you, one for me. :-) Penblywdd Hapus, Cymro.

I must admit, I enjoyed the Aussie F1. I don't know if it was because I could watch it during normal hours, not at two in the morning, or the rule changes, or having another team take the lion's share of the points, but whatever it was, I thought it was a thoroughly enjoyable day of couch potatoing. Much more so than any other I can remember for a long time.

Nooo! Goody's Sons 'Bound for Australia'. Keep them. Please, don't send them here.

Dia, you've got me thinking about t-shirt sizes and their prices. Over-sized t-shirts are generally much cheaper in price because most people aren't so large. I honesty think over-sized t-shirts should be sold at the most ridiculous prices, so the heavyset people can go on diets and so the gangsta can walk around without having a longer skirt than his girlfriend. That's right, I'm talking wardrobe evolution here. When I say a ridiculous price, I mean something truly unfair. I can just imagine the over-sized sale sign in front of the store window "$150 - $400" for over-sized T shirt. And this will create a hysteria like no regular-sized t-shirt owner has ever seen. The morbidly obese pimp daddy might not be so happy about it but sometimes a scale and a serious look in the mirror is the best way to face our own reality. I say we increase the price of a product which makes the obese lifestyle a hell of a lot easier and besides, the product has been inappropriately used by a younger generation for long enough. That's right, bed sheets belong on beds and only beds. I have to agree.........naturally, grudgingly. If clothing, to fit morbidly-obese people (ie Americans), was prohibitively expensive, perhaps those same walruses might consider eating within normal human consumption levels. (As for pimps, they'll just jack up their bitches' prices.) During Chris Rock's recent tour, he did make a similar point.....don't bother about guns, just make bullets absurdly expensive; that way, the person pulling the trigger might think twice before wasting a grand. However, I do get the feeling that you are hiding behind a mask and are really that "pimp daddy". People should pay by the metre for the material. A small Tee shirt should therefore be less expensive than a large, an XXX Large would be correspondingly more, and a XXXFatBastarrdXX Large should cost as much as a tent. It works with food, beer and just about anything else, so why not clothes?

I fink you fought you typed somefing else. Unless you fought fats how you spell it, when in reality you really thought him in a thair thight.

Now now, don't be so harsh. Those children grow up to be the very DL ranters that amuse us so. Does that mean DL can expect a visitation from Jade's boys in a few years then? Yes, they are going to be so pissed off when they find out she's not really been converted to, say, mostly hydrogen and 330,000 times the mass of the Earth and moved at least 10 light years away. They will be rightly annoyed that she didn't collapse under her own gravitational force, fusing her new hydrogen elements to cause a nuclear chain reaction which could have sustained herself for billions of years. Star in heaven, my arse. She's going to be a pile of cancerous bones in a box six feet under. No, no. You must have mis-heard, "Mummy is a star in Devon" is what was actually said. So, being in Devon, she's a lovely shade of Soylent Pink now. And they said she'd never make anything of herself. How wrong they were.

Now now, don't be so harsh. Those children grow up to be the very DL ranters that amuse us so. Does that mean DL can expect a visitation from Jade's boys in a few years then? Yes, they are going to be so pissed off when they find out she's not really been converted to, say, mostly hydrogen and 330,000 times the mass of the Earth and moved at least 10 light years away. They will be rightly annoyed that she didn't collapse under her own gravitational force, fusing her new hydrogen elements to cause a nuclear chain reaction which could have sustained herself for billions of years. Star in heaven, my arse. She's going to be a pile of cancerous bones in a box six feet under.

All I got was the bloody Allianz advert. God I hate the fact BBC has sold out to adverts for it's international customers. I didn't avoid paying a licence fee as a student for this! Obviously you did. Bloody students. Too busy gorging yourself on Pot Noodle and dry Weetabix, no doubt. Pah. Pot Noodle? Weetabix? None of this brand name crap! The Sainsbury's basics price wars obviously wasn't around before you were sent off to the penal colony. A loaf of bread was something like 11p and a tin of beans 4p and the Tesco's Value Vodka did exactly what it said on the label. You obviously had money to burn in your youth, Pot Noodle, quelle honte! That's because I was out working for a living and paying taxes so students could live a life of luxury, watching free BBC whilst guzzling baked-bean-flavoured-Tesco-Vodka, and mopping it up later with 11 pence bread. No such manna for me, slaving away for The Man.

All I got was the bloody Allianz advert. God I hate the fact BBC has sold out to adverts for it's international customers. I didn't avoid paying a licence fee as a student for this! Obviously you did. Bloody students. Too busy gorging yourself on Pot Noodle and dry Weetabix, no doubt. Pah.

Time is something we should use and I hope you make the best of your time here, time. You know, sometimes it has been said that a certain welcome from a certain member is the ultimate persuasion to keep one interested. I'm not sure if he's still here or if it's even true, but wouldn't we all love to be welcomed by him? Welcome to the forum by the way, Time. I would hate to waste your seconds. Oh, alright then. Welcome to the list, and let's hope it's time up for a few more DL celebs.

How long do we have to wait until we know whether Gunjaman is really the winner? I've been told it's happened once before, somewhere in the Middle East if my memory serves me...

It's unlikely that they'll die of cervical cancer though.

Caps lock stuck, Fugitivewolf?

Six is the PM? Bloody Nora, who'd have thunk it.

Use the insert Link and/or Insert Image buttons just under the font name when you are editing your post. Welcome to DL Body Snatcher. You'll be glad to know, you're not the sole Antipodean to have found the place. I did find a photo for you.