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Egad! I know everything comprises fire/water/earth/air to more or lesser degrees, but come on, you're telling me there are fire atoms? Just wait until Reverend Pickle hears about this at Sunday School. Then you'll be for it, for sure. ;-)

Why so angry, BS? Was the batch you bought a dud or something?

I recently stumbled acros our learned friend giving out some valuable advice. Very community-minded of you, well done Anubis.

Blazinig Saddles? I think you mean Blazinig Salddes.

Nope, I've just been there, that's all. I've also seen the big Merino, the big pineapple, the big barra, the big shoe, and I'm sure there are a few others I can't recall off hand. But I assure you, I keep the big budgie under wraps ever since the court order.

Bah, that's nothing. Australia's got lots of big things, like the big banana, etc...

Microwave a mobile phone just for fun. Be sure to stand really close so you can see all the action.

I think I'll have the nostril sashimi with a side of lips.

You are both right, Dennis Law played for Manchester United AND Manchester City. Yes, Dennis did indeed like to "play for both teams" as they say. According to his celebrated anonymously penned but semi-autobiographical work When I Score I Like to Come From Behind, his team mates regarded him as the best header in the game. "He was magnificent with his head," Mr Gimlett said. "There was nothing more beautiful than Dennis taking the goalie by surprise, popping up where he was least expected and sticking it in before he could stop him." Fnarr, Fnarr.

Sic 'em Banshee...

Get a pair of Chinese High-heels

What's the title of that one Godot? The moneybox?

I've still got all my teeth. They're balanced carefully on a sprung steel trap. I'm gonna catch the Toothfairy and make a fortune. ... I think she's on to my plan though, because it's been few years... One of these day's she's gonna get careless though, an' I'll be rich. Rich I tell yuz.

This is not an online dating agency. I suggest you PM Banshees if you want to get to know each other better.

Jesus wants the nice ones for moonshine, or something.

or perhaps [This isn't] The Way We Were.

Yep. Sydney snuffs it to make it 8 for DL 2008.

That's enough rope. Anyway, didn't you say you weren't coming back?

I believe the correct word is transported. Only 50 more years and my parole comes up. With good behaviour I might be released to be able to attend DL-Con 52.

Who is this General Seating? Is he a five-star General, like General Pershing, or General Patton? If so, sixty quid seems quite reasonable. Hopefully he'll be in his formal dress uniform and have that little poke-stick tucked under his arm like I've seen some generals have in the movies.

For God's sake Davo, close your quotes. Trying to read your posts is like picking carrots out of vomit.

A wish, no doubt, backed up by a court order and promise of a holiday at Her Majesty's pleasure.

Fraserburg FC only managed to beat them 2-0. Was our Windsor playing up front for them or something?