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Calling out the register at school must have been a source of mirth for him throughout his school years; "Appel Uranus?" "No thank you sir, I'm still sore from last time." "Oh, ha ha. That's quite enough of that little Johnny. Is Uranus Appel in?" <SN-word>"Nearly." "Johnny! Stop that. Now, has anyone seen Uranus today?" etc, etc.

I think you'll find that of people who die in prison, approximately 100% of them die in prison.

How ironic. If only the people were for you BS. (Should we refer to you as the like LFN seems to suggest?)

There's no use, the truth will never come out. It's a government conspiracy. I know someone who thinks he used to work for the government. He saw some pictures once in a folder marked "Secret Squirrel - Eyes only" with lots of pictures of anal probes. If that's not proof I don't know what is. ;-)

Nose job

and some video

Erk. Hardly surprising and they throughly deserve it after some of the performances this season. But I can't help feeling bitter about them being put in this situation through being shafted by greedy money-grabbing scum which, a couple of seasons ago, put them in receivership, 10pts deducted, relegated and lost all their best players because of it. It's so sad to see this once proud team reduced to this because of the actions of one particular c**t of a 'businessman'. I hate to admit it Harry, but I hope Chester don't go down. I wouldn't wish this feeling of despair on anyone.

One of the people who commented on that video wasn't. This is what they had to say (which speaks volumes). ... and there rests the case for the defence M'Lord.

La la la la la la, ooh hoo.

Not really... I don't know if that was directed at me, I suspect not. But for the record, I do believe in UFOs: Unidentified Flying Objects. That covers a whole gamut of (by definition) unidentified craft, phenomena, objects, etc. Do I believe these are spaceships/timeships/etc guided by aliens? Absolutely not. But I do believe there is life out there, some of which might be sentient, but most of it not. I don't believe that any of them are flying around here in saucer or cigar-shaped ships lit up like a Christmas tree. And I certainly don't believe they abduct people, mutilate cows or have a fetish for anal probes.

Their maths is as good as their English. I stopped counting after finding twenty grammar/spelling errors on their homepage. As for the FAQ...

Is that anything like wanting a cabinet?

At the risk of going completely off-topic here -- it's far more likely that if there is sentient life outside our biosphere (I'd say it's possible and probable that there is life), and if they were sufficiently advanced, then why would they even bother? On a scale of I to III for types of civilisation, this article suggests we wouldn't even make the grade to Type I. Type III civilisations (or projecting out to IV or V) make me think of Riddick's line in Pitch Black... "So where the hell's your God now?" I seriously doubt they'd be interested in our Type 0 concerns. That would be similar to the EU or USA being interested in the comings and goings of a particular baboon troop in Zimbabwe.

You might have left a few options off there, BS. You imply that there is no life external to our biosphere at all, or that there is and it is advanced, civilised and observing us.

Find out where your significant other really is using GPS tracking for their mobile phone.

Just as long as you don't teach English. Ditto to you TAFKAG -- there's nothing wrong with years. Oh, the hypocracy... Let's call it a draw, Jermaine. You obviously missed the point of that and this post entirely, which, quite ironically, proves it.

Just as long as you don't teach English. Ditto to you TAFKAG -- there's nothing wrong with years.

And here are a few more that do too: The top 25 men who look like old lesbians.

Quite how a statue of an ex-ex-footballer will develop the Northwest Region is beyond me. Someone's taxes at work. I'm glad they're not mine.

Oh, tsk, tsk, I think you're doing yourself a disservice there Banshee. I don't think people underestimate your intellectuality at all.

Wouldn't it have been more appropriate, not to mention slightly more fun, to celebrate with a wank? MPFC must be extremely morose if he is indeed a sad W**ker. I would much prefer him to be happy. In fact here's a picture of the Nolan Sisters to help him on his way.

Give the dog a bone. (it must have got stuck in his jumper or something.)