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Anyone got a cannon?

That would be a little distracting for the photographer. I hope he's got anti-shake mode on his camera.

We are the mods, we are the mods, we are, we are, we are the mods. Can I just say what a pleasure this web site and the fora are. A true gem, a font of knowledge and the opportunity to laugh at the idiots who are offended by, what happens to us all. I only hope that when I die, people are at least aware of my passing. Also on a more practical level, I now have some help in participating in the game sat the new years eve supper I've been invited to, so cheers and happy death! sh*t, we're becoming mainstream. The DL has done a Banksy. Crap. We'd better change the rules so only under 18 year-olds on execution death row are eligible. That should see Mr & Mrs Mainstream off our backs and into action in the ranting thread where they belong.

Depends what O/S you're packin'. Probably Toast for Mac OS.

Thank you one and all. Sorry for the tardiness, but I've been way too busy partying on down, celebrating the big one-oh to drop into DL. Hopefully when this ice-cream headache and red-jelly stomach-ache subside I'll be feeling more up to it.

Watch some rude bits from Rainbow.

Boys and girls, I think we have a late contender for clip of the year.... That was pure Keystone Kops! I don't think so, isn't that a director giving instructions I can hear in the background? Looks like a movie set during filming to me.

eeuww! I couldn't answer any of those questions. They could have asked a few easier ones to start with at least. Why were there no "kill 'em all" options?

Ooer, missus. Is that ouija board rising or are you just glad to see me? I believe I'm channeling the spirit of Frankie Howerd.

[pedantry] Traditionally there's eight players per team per scrum in Rugby Union. [/pedantry] Why not start a Rugby League thread? It'd still be devilishly clever with the added bonus of being accurate too. Yeah, but the flankers don't get their heads shoved up the props' shorts though. Perhaps it should read 3 men pushing... etc.

Eat aluminium foil and suffer the consequences.

That's deep. It doesn't get more affectionate then a man putting his lovers name on his chest. Then again at the same time it's problematic because 'if you get divorced' and I can at some extent' feel for how lame it is, now your waking up in the morning with some womans name on your chest who certainly isn't next to you. Getting real this guy must have had some serious dysfunction because 'besides the tattoo' you also got rid of him, so obviously something was wrong. Did he ever get remarried? He's probably still looking for someone called Carol.

Good point. I made sure I recycled my old computer, monitor, memory, etc. I'm into recycling. I make sure that the energy I use is sourced from renewable facilities as much as is possible (and literally pay the price to do so), I have a rain tank in my yard and a solar water heater on the roof. Whenever possible I buy local over imported. I use the local farmers' organic cooperative for all my fruit and veg and our milk comes from a local dairy co-op. I specifically bought a house within walking distance of the train line so I wouldn't have to use a car or diesel bus to get to and from work. I don't do these things to "reduce my carbon footprint" or out of any sort of repressed guilt, I do them because I think they are the right thing for me to do. The same thing as not pushing in, not inflicting blaring ipods or loud phone conversations on people, not shitting in the street, etc. Some people do these things, but if everyone did, then we would live in an incredibly awful society. People who just take-take-take, without any thought for the impact or effect they have on anyone --or everyone-- else coming after them deserves to be treated like someone caught shitting in the street; they are disgusting self centred and loathsome. The same goes for people who litter. Just to be specific to your pithy question, I did write this reply on a PC that was assembled locally, from both local and imported components. But it certainly wasn't assembled in China and shipped here. The Monitor was though. I recycled my old PC and reused some of the components in this one. The PC is powered (as is the rest of my house) from renewable electricity sources as much as possible. Unfortunately, to my knowledge, no lesbians were involved its manufacture.

Presumably he's got it suffixed and prefixed with some choice words too.

Happy Birthday, Mz Tits. I hope you have a good one doing whatever journos like to do most, or at least, can get away with without being charged. PS Here are some happy snaps from the last time I saw you... I hope you get a nice new grey jacket this year. This one's looking a bit dated now.

That's the spirit. Why not make some money on the side too? You could store asbestos sheets, nuclear waste, mercury and lead in your attic and gardens -- They'll be someone else's problem after you move. Maybe you could go back to using leaded petrol, because it's only other people's kids that'll get brain damage.

I fail to make the connection. Is it standard police practice to sweep the area after a bank robbery and charge anyone with a name tatooed on them cuz they is the ones that dun it?

More Squidly goodness. Fascinating creatures. The more I read, the more I like 'em.

"I don't like it when 'smoke' gets in my eyes."

Socks is in the news.

Indeed, you are very belated for mine, ie. Thanks.

I'd rather go the whole hog and get the Pacific Islands into the mix too. Not sure how the fixtures and home/away thing would stack up though.

Sorry Godot, I saw it the week before last with HCW.

Lie down. f*****g typos. Little wonder they didn't want you editing their stuff...

Not many Chinese in Wales, Gunjy...And earning 140? Puhleeese, I'd hardly call trust funds earnings. That's what options are, dear boy.