honez

Ever hear of cut and paste? Compose your witty, razor-sharp riposte in Word or somesuch at your leisure, complete with capital letters, punctuation and correctly constructed grammar. Cut your text, then when you're ready, quickly nip in here, paste, post and be off quicker than your boss can clip you round the back of your head.

No problems for me on F/F 2.0.0.6.

Love: Hong Kong, Paris. Like: Sydney, Perth, Toronto, Vegas. Dislike: Canberra, Wellington, NY Detest: LA, Detroit, Crewe

According to that incredibly nice TFF member, FSM, Deathlist has a two goal lead (9-7) halfway through the second half of the match. Still everything to play for yet.

People who can't be arsed to read/fix up/make any sense out of their own signatures, even though they took the time to write them for other people to read.

Sorry Banshees, didn't mean to be gratuitous. I think you misspelled "gracious"

that really was agreat post thank you Ditto

George W decides to try DARPA's new invisibility cloak when negotiating Britain's "special relationship" recently.

I hope you have a good one Josco, you young scamp. Let's wish for a generous trouser to go with that green singlet of yours. H.

The last time I looked, oysters weren't vegetables. Nor gravy, so you might struggle Mr G. Come to think of it, neither is tomato sauce, given the allowable mushed caterpillars/litre ratio.

Think you'd make a good webslinger? Try this double wires game out and see how good you'd be. I'm struggling to get past 95 yards. 141.49 yards.

Let's race! A future DL nominee if ever I saw one.

From wikipedia... so how the f**k can the statement "However Hokey Pokey is the correct pronunciation" be true? Prior art and all that. It's Hokey Cokey for f**ks sake. Bloody yanks.

He looks like he must have been tickled pink with his new shoes.

Yes, I have heightened, superscensory tastebuds. I also don't have access to DL from work.

Already posted 6 days ago! Jeez the TV news is slack here. It was reported on the night I posted this and they said it happened "overnight." Poor research on my part admittedly, but I was gullible enough to believe what I saw on the telly ipso facto. Sorry for the doubleup VSBFH.

We shall see, Harold old chap. We shall see...

The beginning of the end, according to my calculations, would be around July the third 2005. Thanks. You hand me far more credit than I'm due. Perhaps you could organise a cull of anyone who posts more than once a week? How's your slutty workmate? Shagged her yet or are you still wiating for her to see sense? I've come to the conclusion that she is mad. Last week she told us that she was down in London last year. Whilst there, she went clubbing with Princes William and Harry, and had drinks with a crowned Queen. As well as that, the Queen Mother was also there - quite odd given that she died 4 years before hand. Besides - she only goes for older men. Or should I say it is only older men who go for her - if you catch my drift. Have you shagged my mum yet? No. Although going by your discription, I did hear that she had been causing quite a bit of fuss in our harbour. I'll wager that your harbour visitor smelt nicer than my mum. Is this the record for the most quotes in a post yet? Depends. Is there a category for that in the monkey awards? don't know but I thought I would add this to get us nearer the record. If one exists... Isn't this just chain-post whoring? It could be like the Seven Wonders of Deathlist. The Drunk? Bored? Pyramid, the Great Thread of Dicky O' etc. In answer to honez question, no - it wouldn't. Oh, okay. Just thought I'd ask.

If someone posted a comment that broke the "quote chain" would it end this world-record attempt?

What? Like this?

The beginning of the end, according to my calculations, would be around July the third 2005. Thanks. You hand me far more credit than I'm due. Perhaps you could organise a cull of anyone who posts more than once a week? Sorry, I missed that. What did you say again?

Lucky Grills of Bluey and Bargearse fame died in his sleep overnight.

...and three Gits died in 1974 and two more in 1994.

Brilliant argument, superbly executed. If I was a fan, I'd have to change my ways and bow to the power of your argument. I mean, like f**k harry poter, man. It is all bulshit, everr single copty. You could write better'n Rolwing could. I mean, like f**k.

Thankfully he wasn't wearing lycra pants.