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Make some celebrity potatoes Presumably one could also make some anonymous notapotatoes too.

Okay, not squid but watch this octopus squeeze through a one-inch gap. Fascinating creatures octopi.

Go for a ride on a robotic arm.

Drope? Drope like a fly's what? What are you talking about? her ? like droppin dead, whats with the drope? you must be thinging about your next joint, Sorry I must have been attempting to read English, not whatever that was you typed out. And exactly what does "thinging" mean anyway? Your two error-riddled posts hardly indicate you are a clear-thinking, spry typist. Maybe it is you that should keep off the grass.

Drope? Drope like a fly's what? What are you talking about?

Would someone care enlighten those of us who are bewildered by the term, exactly what toilet-papering someone's house is/does?

Good one AtJ. The camel toe images are eye-watering stuff. Lots of squid beak there. Speaking of which... The camel toe cup

For Christ's sake Banshee, all you did was bitch about her in a very impolite and public way. If you'd like to laud yourself about being such a champion then so be it, but when you boil it down to its basic elements it sounds like an episode of daytime TV. Banshee tries to befriend female poster: Female member likes the attention: Banshee sends poetry and PMs: Female member gets creeped out: Banshee and female member fall out: Banshee publicly scorns female member--at this point this could relate to quite a number of female members--Then you start posting "private" conversations here and claim credit for driving her off "for our mutual benefit." How magnanimous of you sir. I personally didn't have anything against her, like HCW and ie+, but obviously others did. Your reasons seem to be a lot more vehement and personally driven than most, but crowing about it shows us a lot more Banshee than some people would care for. I'll only take replies in poetry seriously, as then I know you're trying your hardest.

I think you'll find its pronounced 'pedont' I think you'll find it's "it's" not "its". I think you'll find that the period goes inside the quotation marks, not outside. I think you'll find that is a stylistic difference between correct English and North American English.

I think you'll find its pronounced 'pedont' I think you'll find it's "it's" not "its".

The huge deep-sea squid T.danae emits blinding flashes of light as it attacks its prey. Full story in Scientific American here.

I'd say the entire list is going to die. Maybe not this year, true, but die they will.

I'm going to give up handshakes. 40 days of making people simultaneously nervous and angry when you ignore their outstretched hand. It sounds like fun. I kinardly wait for work tomorra.

Kitten for sale

I need to point out, Banshee, that there is a whole world of difference between astrology and ASTRONOMY. Unfortunately, there are probably more people in the world that have faith in and believe the bullshit behind astrology than understand the science behind astronomy. Let me confirm this by looking it up in my woman's magazine astronomy section. Oh, wait... There isn't one.

I can assure you that, if he/she are some sort of solar/tuber chimera then he/she does not use the same IP. Having said that, I suspect the probability of he/she being one and the same are infinitesimal.

I did not name it. That's how it appears on the good ol' net! While amusing, it also looks like a Photoshop jobby to me. The arc of the pee looks far too graceful and dead centre on the helmet with no discernible run-off. It isn't any kind of jobby. We don't allow pictures of jobbies on Deathlist. I'd have thought that was clear by now. Why not. What's wrong with this picture of a Small-toothed Jobfish or Jobbie?

Invent a new way to bungy jump and test it on your girlfriend

I intend downloading myself into my ZX81. Just don't wobble the RAM pack.

You must be referring to those Automatic ATM Teller Machines that require your Personal Identification PIN Number to dispense cash money. I hate it when, unprompted and without asking, they give you printed hardcopy receipts that you have to put in their waste disposal bins Oh, and people repeating the same thing twice too.

Death and Dementia site. It's much better than it sounds, and it seems to ring a bell--so it may have been posted here some time ago.

I'm no religious expert, but I thought "the time of Christ" was a few years before 1,000 AD. Like a thousand years or so. Perhaps Eileen could pop back in and clear this up for us?

I saw the new Jimbo Bond flick the other day. A cracking good movie compared to the usual mediocre Bond-franchise drivel. "I've got an itch. Do you think you could scratch it for me?"

Draw colourful pictures scribbling on this.