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I can't speak for LPIII, but I've been pretty busy of late. I've hardly had chance to skim through DL, let alone persecute anyone over their grammar or religious convictions. Unfortunately/fortunately* this isn't likely to change any time soon. Sigh. * Take your pick.

Why on earth would you want that, handrejka? It is positively de rigueur. A z in capitalised though, tsk, tsk.

You may have read the joke wrong, perhaps don't understand, or just simply have no taste in comedy. I don't think those are the only options, BS, my good chap. Perchance they are confounded by your stylistic use of American grammar? [sic]

Excellent handrejka! Funniest I've seen yet.

Sorry to laugh Bruno, especially if you're being serious, but you just made me spill my drink.

I am going here.

"You'll do..."

Dont you mean a SKELF? I thought that would be one that would have a local name, wonder what they call it in the US? I'm pretty sure the generally accepted word is "needle," even in the US. Although why she used a needle and not tweezers is a little frightening. Maybe she just grabbed one of the discarded ones up off the floor.

Okay, next one... Tony Blair wondering if it's half full or half empty. (...Two more pulls and it'll be empty.)

I think you'll find a Yam is a vegetable. So if it's green grocer films you're after... Attack of the killer potatoes The king Edward and I Citizen Kale Dr Who and the turnips Blade Runnerbean The Gourdfather The Germinator (?) Broken Marrow and books... War and Peas Tomato a mockingbird

I don't think you've quite got the gist of this ranting thing, Six. Anyway, welcome to DL, pull up a chair, settle in and wait for the next one to fall off the twig.

Excellent. This means that you are actually thinking what you are going to post, not just typing the first thing that fires a synapse. What? You are worried that Mods and Admins might actually moderate or administrate the forum to try to keep things vaguely on track? What an odd concept that is. We let anyone post here, guests an' all. Hardly "eventually" being let into a private club by a bouncer barring the door to all and sundry. That's the point. Half the fun of DL is pissing people off. As long as you do it articulately, with good humour and it's vaguely on-topic, then go for it. State your case whatever it may be and be prepared to defend it. That certainly never got anyone thrown out. On the other hand, rants, crap posts, political rants, spam, pettiness, hatefulness, etc. have been known to cause the admins to administer their powers.

Still, it could have been worse, he could have said "Drunken Scot!" Not a term of affection in most parts outside Scotland, and even then...

I have one of them, so you may as well give up because I won't sell it. You'll never get the whole set. I also have Tom Clancy's Op Centre. If he wants it back he can PM me off list.

I just noticed that the author of said scatware is Anubis. ATJ perhaps?

Pass me the lard, motherfucker.

I usually find a cheese plate and a brandy help round off a meal best.

www.deathlist.net = The wit wasn't lewd. On today, gone tomorrow = Now adore no gory motto. DeathList Forum = Formulated sh*t. DeathList = sh*t dealt.

It helps if you actually spell the link correctly. You might find that putting the http:// link in and testing it yourself would help. And a description would be nice too. Lazy git. Newgrounds.com/assassin Kill celebs in a variety of games.

To Princess Di: "Did you fasten your seatbelt?"

I can't find how to navigate through to these wiki deletion comments. Am I missing something? (apart from the bleedin' obvious) Any chance you could post a link here ie+?

I ran in an U15's 110 metre hurdles race against Colin Jackson. Strangely, I didn't win.

Tsk. Spelling error, no doubt.

I also heard that a certain Banshee, being such a debonaire international play boy type, recently spent one night in Paris. Of course, he's such a gentleman, he'll deny it, no doubt. Gawd bless 'im.

Me and a mate got drunk one night in a Sydney pub with Tom Oliver (Neighbours character Lou Carpenter.) Jeez he could put 'em away with the best of 'em.