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One day three women were out shopping when they found a brass lamp. One of them rubbed it and--POP!--a Genie appeared. "Thank you for freeing me from my prison. I shalll grant each of you one wish as a reward," the Genie says. The first woman, a blonde, wasn't so bright. "I've always wanted to be smart," she said, "so... I wish I was ten times smarter." In a flash of smoke, POOF!, the Genie smiled and said, "Your wish has been granted." The second woman, a brunette, didn't want to be outdone by the blonde. "I wish to be one hundred times smarter," she said. There's another flash and a lot of smoke. "Your wish has been granted," he said. The last woman, a redhead, smirked to herself. "I wish to be one thousand times smarter." "Too easy!" the Genie said as the smoke cleared. "You are now a man."

Ah what a jolly jape; I see you mock that entry's poor English with a deliberate error of your own. Chortle. Well done that man.

No, this is Mr Glitter without his wig...

By way of a tribute to Robin's Nest, Brinsworth House is an anagram of "Robin's whores' hut."

I thought I read the other day that you'd had enough and weren't coming back because you were too disgusted, Mr ARCF Himler. Welcome back.

I've PM'ed the offender and requested he/she stop the editing, lest DL's Wiki article be removed. I hope he/she complies.

The press can say and gang as much as they want. I speak my mind. ..... a man of few words then BS? BS, you may be interested to learn the term press-gang has little to do with journalism en masse... press-gang (prsgng) tr.v. press-·ganged, press-·gang·ing, press-·gangs To force into military or naval service. To force or coerce: “press-ganging a consumer into buying something he doesn't want”

I'll be safe; I only get bloke flu. You mean a cold? No: Bloke Flu. You know, the kind of thing that'd have women and children hospitalised and bed-ridden for days on end. But blokes can handle it. In fact, the only concession we give to this kind of otherwise debilitating sickness, is an afternoon on the couch watching telly instead of being at work. Come opening time, we usually feel much better and pop out to replenish our depleted fluid reserves. It usually takes a good couple of hours to get them fully stocked. That's bloke flu.

I'll be safe; I only get bloke flu.

Sorry but just had to ask - what the Hell are you talking about?? Banshees: "layed there eyes on here." English version: "laid their eyes on her." What it means: "saw her." I'm presuming it didn't mean... "There you go luvveee. Now, just produce and deposit some of your eggs over there; and leave me some of those faaaaabulous peepers right by here. That would be juuuhst diviiiine daaahling." Gordon Bennett, I hope not.

Am I the only person to read it as an obscene username? Mind you, I always get my words mixed up. I've avoided W.H Smith's after asking about a "stunt kite" ten years ago. No, I have it on good authority that Betty Swallocks and Mary Hinge both agree with you Bou.

I just Googled Windsor the Troll and the first hit was: Gay Royalty - The Royal Forums windsor the troll windsor the troll is offline ... Send a private message to windsor the troll Maybe it's time to bring back the Pink Reaper Avatar

I wasn't aware that a Moderator had questioned the value of this thread. Whoops... that was the Sun reader in me. Mind you, if they can't spell it right, what hope us mere mortals? Cover your shame! Your newbieness is showing through, BHB. The real mods are gramatically correct. Our little friends, the Moderaters dance to a different beat. It might help if you think of them as DL's version of Oompaloompahs.

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Deathlist (unwritten) Rule 14.9.64(d) Oh.................... Just like the British Government cannot condone spying on Moscow. But...

All of them? You must have a lot of spare time BB.

Here's a better idea GIMP: Just hang out at your weightlifting gym instead. I'm sure there would be a more than few willing asses there for you to come and get.

You're not suggesting something as banal as tropical storms could be the cause? What about all the space/time wormholes, anti-electricity, free-flowing energy clouds and the like? Surely these kind of things, and space aliens and/or evil ghost ships, are far more likely to have caused a lot more disappearences than mere tropical storms. Lloyds of London's shipping insurance lost-at-sea figures would have chalked up quite a few losses on the "storm" side over the years, (rather than the "ghost ship/wormhole/anti-electricity" side,) but I bet they're just in on the whole global conspiracy thing. But then again, maybe not.

Mateship for women. A woman didn't make it home until the morning after a big night out. She told her husband that she stayed over at a girlfriend's place because she was too drunk to drive. Deeply suspicious, her husband telephoned ten of her best friends. Not one of them backed her version of the story. Mateship for blokes. A man didn't make it home until the morning after a big night out. He told his wife that he stayed over at a mate's place because he was blind rotten drunk. Deeply suspicious, his wife telephoned ten of his mates. Eight of them swore he'd slept on the couch, and two of them said he was still there. That's what mates are for.

Yes I am aware of that. Like I said; ... as opposed to believing that they do.

My god, what a conceited little twat you are Banshees. May I suggest to you that for threats to actually be taken seriously, then the person making them must actually have some power to wield. Until such time that you do, I suggest that it might be appropriate for you to deflate your ego back down to something that approaches reality.

There are t-shirts? Where can I get mine? Of course there are T-Shirts. You can get them here.

Pray tell, what part of the telescope is the "bregade?" And exactly how do you propose Sir Patrick will colonise these other worlds, given the fact that he'll be dead?

Tremendous.