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Pretty crap is he?

I think you may have stumbled across the answer yourself.

...unless the two become confused ! I can't recall the last time I heard of a bus load of people being massacred by Scientific zealots. If science does kill on a large scale, it's generally at the hands of some ideological maniac that's 100% sure that their God is the one-and-only and everyone else is hell spawn.

Thanks, but my name's not Jane.

Tell that to Rosa Parks and the others on the DL List. Google provides us with free advertising every time one of 'em pops off.

Hopefully he will be put away for a long time. Apparently he likes it on the inside.

Holy S**t. there's one that scooted past when I wasn't looking.

Some excellent background musak on that site TF. I'll get me anorak.

Crap. It should have some txt-spelling in there for a start. How about... That's more the kind of thing I was hoping for. Anyone else able to jive-talk it up a bit? My street cred's pretty non-existent.

I haven't seen those two for ages - are they still in use? The girl is Carole Hersee, the daughter of George Hersee who designed the test card. Sadly, test cards seem to be on the decline.

Correct. Although, one can be forgiven for thinking otherwise, when reading such statements as... which, if it was written by anyone other than the Banshee, would have been more like... I was disappointed to see the thread go. It was an excellent platform for BS to demonstrate his undoubted skills and dazzling repartee.

And one very small brain.

Tempus Fugit = Tut! Fumes pig. The authority = The hairy tout. Banshees Scream = Cheers! Ban me ass. Boudicca = O! Acid Cub. Captain Oates = To sea, Captain! = E! A cat on a spit. Dr. Strangelove = Dove strangler. Notapotato = A tot on a pot. VileBody = Devil boy. Harvester of Souls = Overtures of slash. The Royal Forums = Foul Tory Harems = Harm to Yourself. Deathlist = Hated List = S**t Dealt.

= I'm the odder, lamentable weirdo. Fair enough...

[shudders]Uncanny. You are almost spot on with that one.[/shudders] PS My mental image was not of the member, "Banshees' Cream," but of the many possible uses of the product "Banshees' Cream."

Waste ages trying to find a Deathlist Contributor your Name beats. (Needless to say I lose against Josco/TF/Windsor/Boudicca etc etc.) Wow, a good fight guesty. guesty vs honez

WTF. Are you trying to say that a man who was named The King of Rock was a cornball with extremely limited talent.?!?! I think your either you have a really shitty taste in music, or your just being an attention whore KayThanksBye-&& Franzl Lang is regarded as The King of Yodelling. If I were to describe him as having limited talent, you, who may happen to really love the singing of alpine herdsmen, would wholeheardtly disagree. This does not necessarily mean that I have really shitty taste in music, it just means I have different tastes to you. It does not give you the right to accuse me, or anyone else that happens to think differently to you, of having really shitty opinions. How arrogant of you to think that it does. Neither does this give you the right to declare that someone is an attention whore. Although quite what being paid for sex has to do with seeking to be the centre of attention is beyond me. And why you would think to describe someone who doesn't like a particular kind of music this, is way is beyond me. Again, you must be a particularly narrow-minded and arrogant person to think this way. I pity you and those around you if you behave like this out in the real world.

N'oh! I've always parsed "Banshees Scream" as a two word sentence, 'Banshees' being the subject, and 'scream' being the verb. I see no reason for improvement. It could always be gramatically and typographically incorrect, with our illustrious member originally intending his moniker to be "Banshees's cream," which leaves me with this kind of mental image... or this

Let me see if I understand you... You moved from The Shire to a place better suited to you, called Many Short Arses For My Liking? Fair enough. Each to their own.

Can't say I have. Pray tell, do you think it was it worth the money?

From New Scientist Magazine on the subject of "Intelligent Design" [sic]

I suppose it'd hardly be a surprise for me to pipe up. So who am I to deny peer pressure? Ignorance of grammar is no defence. Change it and be damned!

I'll start the bidding at 6 mistakes, possibly 7. Any other offers?

Did the Earth move for you too? That's the spirit! Wear him down. Give him a coronary. Use your nubile ways and see him off.